Merry Christmas, everyone!
Dec 23, 2011 22:52:23 GMT
Post by ophelia on Dec 23, 2011 22:52:23 GMT
A very Happy Christmas to all Rooftoppers
My very favourite Christmas song from The Pogues with the late great Kirsty MacColl.
youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Have a wonderful Christmas. Here are some funny Christmas quotes to make you smile.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W. C. Fields
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson That's one for GE2
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson
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Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".
Bing Crosby
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
Cheers to all. Love Ophelia xx
My very favourite Christmas song from The Pogues with the late great Kirsty MacColl.
youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Have a wonderful Christmas. Here are some funny Christmas quotes to make you smile.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
***
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
***
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
***
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W. C. Fields
***
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson That's one for GE2
***
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson
***
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white".
Bing Crosby
***
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
Cheers to all. Love Ophelia xx