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Post by rueful on May 10, 2009 13:28:01 GMT
Thanks for the warning, GE2! At least I had a cushion behind me as I collapsed. Where is that from? Also, love the caption!! Whoever his agent has been over the years, we have an awful lot to be grateful for.
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Post by gabrielle on May 10, 2009 19:57:17 GMT
Great Hugs to you for those pics, GE2!!! Sweet dreems guaranteed this night! Roof:No, ladies, I don't care if it's 25 degrees right now, I WILL NOT take my shirt off!!!!
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Post by rueful on May 11, 2009 16:54:47 GMT
A Journey Through the History of Crowns With Rufus SewellIn the beginning, there was the simple, gilded olive wreath. And it was good.Over the years, craftsmanship improved as the royal crown makers learned how to macrame. As a bonus, the crown could be flipped over for use as a sturdy and attractive fruit basket.Sometimes, though, the artisans had to resort to cardboard and jujubes. There was a reason they called it "The Dark Ages."Spiky crowns were a very popular motif in the days when everyone died a brutal, violent death. Next we have a period which we will tactfully describe as "gilding the lily." Crown and wig were conveniently joined into one easy to use hairpiece, perfect for the king plagued by male pattern baldness or head lice. The Minimalist period found a return to simplicity. The modern king needs no crown--he likes to accessorize with a beauty pageant sash, shiny buttons, and his mother's broach.Be sure to tune in next time, when Mr Sewell takes us on a fascinating tour of changing hemlines throughout history.
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Post by Famke on May 11, 2009 18:34:32 GMT
Hahahhah!!! NICE ONE RUE! Brilliant! and ohhh how I love the photos....gaaahhhh.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabi I can't see the pic with yours, but whatever it is... YES RUFUS you must take your shirt off!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 11, 2009 20:53:12 GMT
Just brilliant, Rueful!! Yes, I loved the fruit basket comment, too, Famke.
That shirtless pic on the last page was from In a Savage Land. (By the way, Rufus is represented by Julian Belfrage Associates, specifically by Tor, or Victoria, Belfrage)
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Post by rueful on May 12, 2009 14:55:24 GMT
Thanks, GE2. I have In a Savage Land, and I don't remember a "drumming shirtless on the beach" scene. I would have thought that would have stuck out in my mind quite clearly. Just have to rewatch, I guess.
(Tor is a woman of impeccable taste, apparently.)
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Post by Famke on May 12, 2009 16:45:55 GMT
Sorry...... Is this better? WARNING: deep breath.....sit down......ready? Must get a male agent.....I'm sure I didn't really need to be shirtless for this scene. *choke* *sputter* No....I'm still dead.
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Post by Famke on May 12, 2009 17:29:08 GMT
Hood: Pssst.... Rachel...hey Rachel.Rachel: *sigh* What is it now Hood?Hood: Look what I got that you don't got. *wiggle, wiggle* Rachel: *raises eyebrow* Hood: I got Jello! You didn't get jello. That's because I am the Special advisor to the FBI...I get more perks. Rachel: Mmmm...right. Hood: Here it goes down into my belly...Rachel: You do realize, Hood, that is actually the sample you requested from the Bio Waste lab right?
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Post by rueful on May 13, 2009 16:08:13 GMT
That's great, Famke! I want you writing the episode-enders from now on.
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Post by gabrielle on May 13, 2009 16:53:54 GMT
NOOOO!!! Famke, you're Genius, I love it!! absolutely love it ! And I totally agree with Rueful, YOU should start write episodes for EH from now on, hey guys, lets write a petition! And His look on the last photo.. ooooh.. sooo jelly jelly yummy! Now, I would like to have some cold, shaky, apple jelly.. no! I would like to have RUFUS! with a cold, shaky, apple jelly! Geee Few hours later: Rachels voice in the background: Well I've told'ya!
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Post by peach on May 15, 2009 0:45:26 GMT
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Post by Famke on May 15, 2009 16:16:01 GMT
Tee Hee! ;D
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Post by rueful on May 15, 2009 17:42:48 GMT
Gabi, I loved your addition to the "jello story." Especially since I can just "hear" Rachel's sarcastic tone. LOL, Peach. He doesn't look too happy, but we're grateful!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 16, 2009 12:27:48 GMT
LOL to everyone!
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Post by rueful on May 20, 2009 16:49:56 GMT
Eleventh Hour: CancelledDoctor Hood, Agent Young, I need you to investigate the single most inexplicable phenomenon we, or you, have ever encountered.In theory, businesses exist to make money. They do this by producing a product that consumers want. Here we see a rapt audience, just a small segment of the 12 million consumers who enjoyed the product of a certain Company-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.Now this company has decided not to continue offering this product, even though more than 12 million satisfied consumers showed their loyalty to this product WEEK AFTER WEEK. It makes no sense from a fiscal or a customer-statisfaction perspective.WTF?!You have got to be kidding me! Who is making these decisions?I am Oz, the Great and Powerful! And I know better than the consumers what they want and need. The 12 million people who were devoted to our product are wrong, wrong, wrong! They need fewer intelligent choices. Fewer thought-provoking topics. Less science. They need more drivel! More soap opera! More mindless sex! More gratuitous violence! Bread and circuses!!!!Rachel, you know I'm not a violent man. But he must be stopped before he destroys the human race, shrinking all our brains to the size of these grapes. If I have to, I'll stop him myself.I agree, Dr Hood, we have to save civilization as we know it. But I think I've got a way to bring him to justice without resorting to violence.Oops. My bad. I didn't know floating head serum and Dr Pepper combine to make such a powerful explosive. I guess I should have paid a little more attention to all that chemistry you're always babbling on about, Hood. That's all right Rachel. We all have our off days. Besides, I hear that the company has a new head of development.Well, I can't do any worse than the previous regime now, can I?The End
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