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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 17, 2011 23:26:46 GMT
"This stuff will take the paint off the walls, won't it?"
What are you unlikely to hear in a queue for a James-Franco-Sings-Sinatra concert?
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Post by anglophile on Oct 18, 2011 2:49:28 GMT
I recently received an olympic medal for displaying commendably good taste.
what are you unlikely to hear at a global warming conference?
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Post by kitty on Oct 18, 2011 22:36:19 GMT
"Who's Al Gore?"
What are you unlikely to hear when taking your car in for repairs?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 19, 2011 10:32:13 GMT
All repairs are free today!
What are you unlikely to hear at the pet shop?
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Post by joyceinva on Oct 19, 2011 13:01:49 GMT
These fish make really good sushi.
What are you unlikely to hear in a barber shop?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 19, 2011 14:07:05 GMT
"And if anything goes wrong, the plasters are in the top drawer and the bandages in the bottom one."
What are you unlikely to hear a lottery winner say?
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Post by joyceinva on Oct 19, 2011 15:53:27 GMT
"I thnk I'll give all of this money to charity."
What are you unlikely to hear at a dance recital?
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Post by anglophile on Oct 19, 2011 15:55:05 GMT
I'm so glad my wife made me miss the playoffs to watch these adorable little tapping munchkins instead.
What are you unlikely to buy at a cattle show?
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Post by anglophile on Oct 19, 2011 15:55:32 GMT
Sorry, meant 'hear' at a cattle show.
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Post by kitty on Oct 19, 2011 22:19:08 GMT
"Where's the beef?"
What are you unlikely to hear while having your mammogram?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 20, 2011 19:29:00 GMT
"Cor! That's a nice pair!"
What are you unlikely to hear on the other side of your garden fence?
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Post by anglophile on Oct 20, 2011 22:19:13 GMT
 i will never be able to have another mammogram, thanks to you, GE2!! "Ever noticed how knobby her bulbs are?" What are you unlikely to hear during the ninth-inning of a tied game in the world series?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 20, 2011 22:22:17 GMT
i will never be able to have another mammogram, thanks to you, GE2!! ;D "Oh, just toss a coin, why don't you?!" What are you unlikely to hear your bitterest enemy say about you? |
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Post by anglophile on Oct 20, 2011 22:29:23 GMT
bless her heart (unless my bitterest enemy lives in the South, in which case, she will preface a truly cutting comment about me with this little three word ditty.)
What are you unlikely to hear shirley henderson say about a new tots series?
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Post by kissmekate on Oct 21, 2011 7:37:09 GMT
"If that means I'll have to put up with that Sewell man again, forget it!" (Ouch, it hurts to type that!)
What are you unlikely to hear Rufus's mother say?
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