dovescorpio
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Post by dovescorpio on Jan 26, 2012 21:44:39 GMT
The first thing that gave me a huge chuckle the first time I found the Rooftop was the contradiction in the dirty great notice at the top of the board, pronouncing that there will be 'NO BARE BUMS' here and then right above it an advertisement featuring a tanned, oiled and muscled, back and bum.
It has taken me a whole three months to figure out that it is the word 'Bum' in the message title being picked up by something or rather, that puts the 'bum' advertisement above it.
If it was a gorgeous bottom, worthy of adorning the rooftop's messages and the extra-fine quality of its subject's well, that would ok. But it isnt!
I wonder whether any one else can see the ad and I wonder - if the word was changed to 'derriere' in the message, whether the advertisement bottom would go away never to be seen again .....
Dove
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Post by rueful on Jan 26, 2012 21:53:16 GMT
LOL! Dove, I guess that is the ads placed just for you saucy Kiwis, because all I ever seem to get are ads for auto insurance, featuring a police squad car.
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dovescorpio
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Post by dovescorpio on Jan 26, 2012 22:27:39 GMT
Well thats one puzzle down. Maybe its because 'they' know the glorious beaches of the Bay of Plenty are world famous in New Zealand for fitness freaks and bronzed surfers. Am glad I asked!
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Post by judypatooty on Jan 26, 2012 22:50:25 GMT
LOL! That's funny, Dove!  I just noticed something myself ... I started using the Google Chrome web browser and installed the "AdBlock" extension. Now I don't see ANY ads at all! Yaaaaay!  ...although I wouldn't mind seeing a fine "derriere" on occasion... |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 27, 2012 0:24:43 GMT
I just see a maze - and when I run the cursor over it, a pencil "appears" and I can draw on it!
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Post by anglophile on Jan 27, 2012 3:23:56 GMT
could we get back to derriers?
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dovescorpio
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Post by dovescorpio on Mar 3, 2012 3:03:12 GMT
Just want to say that the unwanted BUM above the NO BARE MUM HERE notice has now gone. I have a respectable bland ad instead. Hip hip Hooray!!!
In response to the qu from dearest anglo, i keep wishing i had some rear view in sexy pants pics of the gorgeous man himself, and then the skill and technology to make an animation that made it look like Rufus was doing a very sexy tango, from the back. I think Anglo would like that. But my paltry efforts have met no joy so far. May not be the most respectful thing, butt!
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Post by anglophile on Mar 3, 2012 8:18:58 GMT
Honey, I love the way you think! ;D Keep working on it, even if you find yourself at the tail end of things and moving closer to the rear all the time. Don't get discouraged, butt think positive thoughts instead and keep your cheeky attitude, above all. And if you get bumfuzzled, know that you haven't touched bottom yet and get a move on as- quickly as possible. It's so handy lusting (tush, tush) after Rufus because he's so good -- coming or going! Derriere I say more? Probably not a good idea, huh, GE2? It's heinie unlikely I can keep this family-friendly much longer.  |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 3, 2012 13:37:14 GMT
Just want to say that the unwanted BUM above the NO BARE MUM HERE notice has now gone. I have a respectable bland ad instead. Hip hip Hooray!!! Well, we never did have a "no bare mum" (mother) notice here, Dove, although that would be banned, too! ;D The "no bare bums" notice IS still up, so I don't know why you can't seen it - but if you still can't, be assured that instruction still does apply. I don't know if you read the start of that thread, but it is VERY IMPORTANT we adhere to that instruction if we don't want Proboards to delete this message-board.  Probably not a good idea, huh, GE2? A very bad idea, Anglo! Then I suggest you stop right there. |
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Post by anglophile on Mar 3, 2012 13:45:27 GMT
I'm totally at the end of the whole thing, GE2.
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Post by tipou on Mar 3, 2012 13:54:13 GMT
ALL I GET IS A PHONE AD
(saucy kiwi - eheheheheheh)
(dovescorpio said "derriere" - eheheheheheh)
you know guys, i apologize. really. but you see, i slept only 4 hours, i wake up to find out rufus had a new movie, and then i see the derriere thread. (going rotfl for about 10 secs) ok, so, i apologize.
and so you know, i DID resist the very powerful urge to use "rufus" and "derriere" in the same lame but incontrollable funny joke. just so you know. i am SUCH A GOOD GIRL.
GE2, I ACTUALLY WANT POINTS FOR THIS
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Post by anglophile on Mar 3, 2012 14:14:57 GMT
I'm in your corner, Tipou. You are a good girl without peer. Take 26.7493 ponts to start with. |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 3, 2012 14:18:35 GMT
I'm totally at the end of the whole thing, GE2. I think I said stop?! |
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Post by rumantic on Mar 3, 2012 18:32:23 GMT
GE2...I think what Dove meant was that the advertisement that she was getting above the "no bare you-know-whats" that was "you-know-what" in nature is now gone, replaced by a bland vanilla ad, not that she couldn't see the banner anymore.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 4, 2012 18:55:37 GMT
You're quite right, Rumantic - I was obviously so distracted by Anglo's puns, I forgot the original reason for this thread and misread Dove's post!  (But we've still never had a "no bare Mum" notice! ;D) |
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