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Post by rueful on Jul 7, 2009 1:08:29 GMT
process, and the smoke began to pour from their ears. Soon the crowd began to panic as smoke filled the air, so Rufus.....
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Post by peach on Jul 7, 2009 2:28:32 GMT
quietly walk away from the whole sordid scene before things really got out of hand, however.............
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Post by numbat on Jul 7, 2009 2:31:33 GMT
...........as the Francophiles heads began exploding and bits of them began raining down, Rufus started to run. He ducked around a corner away from the crowd only to come face to face with...............
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Post by peach on Jul 7, 2009 2:34:51 GMT
none other than the dreaded .....................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 9, 2009 19:43:56 GMT
.......man who'd been pestering him about making 'Zorro 3: Armand Wasn't Squished'.
"I keep telling you," hissed Rufus, "I won't do it, even if you offered me.......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 22, 2009 12:14:08 GMT
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Post by judypatooty on Jul 22, 2009 14:43:14 GMT
... a million pounds to appear for twenty seconds! I've had it with that sort of role! If, however, you want to offer me a role as a ..."
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 26, 2009 12:06:27 GMT
".....stand-in to James Franco?" said the man, trying to antipate his wishes.
Rufus exploded into uncontrollable laughter, and then said to the man, trying to keep a straight face.....
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Post by numbat on Jul 31, 2009 5:33:43 GMT
..... i have a pencil that could be a stand in for James Franco - you don't need me to do that job!!!! I was going to say that if you wanted to offer me a role as a 1970's porn star i'm happy to grow a lovely handlebar moustache - I've been looking for a role i can really sink my ..................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 2, 2009 11:28:07 GMT
.....acting credentials into oblivion with. Now, if you're really serious and money's no object, what I'd really like to do is.......
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Post by peach on Aug 2, 2009 19:30:32 GMT
a part that requires no powedered wigs, heels of any sort, lipstick, eyliner (well perhaps), American accents or science fiction. Whereupon the flustered director ........................
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Post by numbat on Aug 3, 2009 13:50:51 GMT
................. stuttered, well i have had a special request for you to star in a movie script that i've just received from an anonymous source - it seems a bit dodgy though. Apparently the hero is an, um, let me see i have a copy of it here, yes a "sexy, wet, naked, bad guy who reforms by the end of the story, gets the girl and has lots of hot sex scenes along the way" - now that seems like it might just be .....................
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Post by judypatooty on Aug 3, 2009 14:21:44 GMT
... the right part for you. The director looked hopefully at Roof, whose jaw had dropped open in astonishment. Rufus replied, "...
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Post by numbat on Aug 4, 2009 2:36:27 GMT
............ i know exactly where that script came from - those crazy fangirls have gone too far this time!!!!!! Don't be too hasty said the director, i WOULD be offering good money, and of course exposure like that would give you ...................
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Post by judypatooty on Aug 9, 2009 14:49:29 GMT
... an opportunity to show off your very attractive body." The so-called director's voice tapered off to nothing as he realized ...
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