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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 10, 2009 2:23:27 GMT
...ate a bar of chocolate and wondered what to do next. "Ah, I know, I'll.....
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Post by numbat on Nov 10, 2009 14:17:16 GMT
........... go to the laundromat and wash my unemployment clothes ready for the next few months. I haven't worn them for a while and they're ......................
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 10, 2009 17:46:39 GMT
...getting kind of smelly. But as he set off for the laundromat, a little girl...
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Post by judypatooty on Nov 10, 2009 18:24:02 GMT
... tugged on his sleeve and said, "Hey mister, you have really pretty curly hair. How do...
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 10, 2009 18:48:24 GMT
...I get curly hair too?" Rufus explained to her that she had to be born with it and...
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Post by judypatooty on Nov 10, 2009 19:08:34 GMT
... have the right family genetics, and about five minutes into his extended explanation of his fantastically beautiful curly hair, Rufus noticed that the little girl had ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 10, 2009 20:37:57 GMT
....nobody with her. "Why aren't you.....
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 11, 2009 3:00:52 GMT
...but he didn't get to finish his sentence. The little girl disappeared....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 11, 2009 15:02:48 GMT
.....in a puff of smoke. That got in Rufus's eyes and he stumbled....
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 11, 2009 16:14:40 GMT
....and fell down this hole that had opened up where the girl had stood. He fell straight down into a big steaming pile of ....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 11, 2009 16:47:24 GMT
.....mashed potato. "Oh, well", he thought, dipping his hand into it, "might as well eat some while I....
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 11, 2009 16:53:44 GMT
...wait for some other weird thing to happen to me." Sure enough, something really weird poked its head out of the mashed potatoes and said...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 11, 2009 16:55:19 GMT
......"Good afternoon! You're our 1,000,000th visitor and have now won a.....
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Post by dippyponge on Nov 11, 2009 17:22:13 GMT
mashed potato and salad cream sandwich. "  , thanks I love..... |
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Post by wichiwoman on Nov 11, 2009 17:26:17 GMT
..sandwiches!" He took the sandwich, ate it, and immediately....
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