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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 11, 2009 1:59:51 GMT
....to haul them off the stage or jump up there with them.
Rufus, meanwhile, is.....
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Post by catdishy on Jan 12, 2009 7:22:50 GMT
still holding Paris Hilton's dog .
There are a surprising number of people with dogs...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 12, 2009 12:46:44 GMT
....who want Rufus to hold them.
However, he's far too polite to tell them that....
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 15:55:23 GMT
doesn't like small little yippers, he'd rather use them as soccer balls.
He also is far too interested in....
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Post by tipou on Jan 12, 2009 15:57:30 GMT
... going back to the dance floor, because silly disco is now playing.
so to dispose of the dogs, he...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 16:05:38 GMT
calls a local animal shelter and tells them there are a dozen abandoned dogs at the local strip club.
unable to resist the lure of dancing with drunken fangirls, he ...
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Post by tipou on Jan 12, 2009 16:10:15 GMT
proceeds to perform some unforgettable pole dancing.
so said drunken fans are delighted, especially GE2 who happens to catch a...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 16:12:39 GMT
leg trick any of us has ever seen a man do while fully clothed.
Eventually however, the house lights come on and ....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 12, 2009 16:54:23 GMT
....GE2 arrives to discover her name is being used for entertainment purposes (hmmph!).
The fangirly out there on the dance floor is actually.....
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Post by tipou on Jan 12, 2009 19:06:20 GMT
very unpleased with the lighting, much too harsh for the running mascara, while rufus is fresh as a rose.
quite desperately, while the waiters are yelling "last call!", DGD decides to go for it and...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 20:09:58 GMT
knock the waiters over the head so she could start pouring her own drinks.
DGD asks everyone what they would like while....
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Post by catdishy on Jan 12, 2009 20:25:52 GMT
simultaneously demonstrating hip blocks with other servers.
Rufus is left holding the...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 20:27:37 GMT
pole and waiting for the world to stop spinning.
Just then the Rat City Rollergirls come in and demand....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 12, 2009 20:37:45 GMT
.....he leaves immediately, not recognising him.
As he's being escorted out, he....
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 12, 2009 20:39:46 GMT
yells for help, to which we tell the Rat City Girls he's cool.
After letting Ru stay, the Rat City girls invite us to ....
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