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Post by catdishy on Feb 17, 2009 1:44:00 GMT
millions of women holding their breath and turning hot or cold and a multitude of vertiginous delicious sensations. Reaching for his.....
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Post by lizap on Feb 17, 2009 3:06:46 GMT
...... Nivea Skin Cream for Men which had fallen out of his pocket, he sprinted for the catering truck ..............
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 17, 2009 13:33:49 GMT
......where Mick Jagger was waiting for him, to find out the secrets of Rufie's lovely complexion.
Holding up the keys to the sandwich cupboard, eyes glinting maliciously, Mick told him....
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Post by rueful on Feb 18, 2009 1:41:07 GMT
"I've been watching you, mate, and if you don't tell me your beauty secrets...."
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 18, 2009 13:45:21 GMT
.......I'm going to take these sandwiches out one by one and squish them to bits in front of you!"
Rufus, remembering his starving drama student days, couldn't bear to.....
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Post by rueful on Feb 18, 2009 19:15:44 GMT
see any food go to waste, so he told Mick, "Listen, there are some hormonally crazed women out there who might be persuaded to rub lotion on your creepily skeletal form," knowing that when the Rufus fangirls found out what Mick was doing to Rufus, they would ....
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Post by catdishy on Feb 19, 2009 0:50:27 GMT
definitely not be rubbing anything on his skeleton, creepy or otherwise. Laughing wryly, Mick handed over the....
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Post by lizap on Feb 19, 2009 3:37:25 GMT
...... keys to the cupboard, which was full, not of sandwiches but ......................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 19, 2009 10:59:34 GMT
.......jars of mayonnaise. However, Mick (his eyesight failing) thought these were......
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Post by tipou on Feb 20, 2009 1:09:05 GMT
... jars of nivea for men, so proceeded to spread mayo on his face. this was too weird even for rufus, who then...
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Post by catdishy on Feb 20, 2009 1:35:22 GMT
raced after the catering truck right between Snoop Dog and Flavor Flav. Arms flapping towards the back....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 20, 2009 4:56:21 GMT
....Rufus wondered what he was doing racing AFTER the catering truck, when he thought he was IN it!
Then he realised he'd entered an alternate universe where everything and everyone.....
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Post by Vittoria on Feb 20, 2009 19:23:35 GMT
are not what they seem to be, so he frantically looked about and...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 20, 2009 21:52:52 GMT
spotted a comforting sight, DGD with her derby girls all holding big plates of Macaroni and Cheese and....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 20, 2009 23:16:06 GMT
.....he remembered he didn't like roller derby. Not since, when he was a kid, brother Caspar.....
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