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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 23, 2009 18:09:27 GMT
pay for the ferry ride to Seattle. Then she realised the Bremerton -> Seattle run was free so she happily...
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 18:10:47 GMT
dragged him aboard and found them a seat, when Rufus announced, "Ferry boats make me....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 23, 2009 22:38:53 GMT
........And he threw up all over her best roller derby duds. Smiling sweetly, she......
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 23, 2009 23:03:07 GMT
swiped some of his puke up with her hand and flung it at the nearest small child she saw. The childs outraged mother came screaming which only made DGD..
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Post by peach on Feb 24, 2009 2:00:12 GMT
run and hide in sheer terror because the poor woman was foaming at the mouth which made Ru .......................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 24, 2009 12:24:01 GMT
......think maybe now would be a reaaaaaly good time to turn on his most charming smile.
"Hello...." he began tentatively.....
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Post by rueful on Feb 24, 2009 15:24:43 GMT
"My friend here seems to be experiencing a flashback to the time she spent working with chimps. Please be understanding of her momentary lapse, and I'll.....
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Post by lizap on Feb 24, 2009 16:35:10 GMT
.... but he didn't get to finish, because the enraged mother flung her half-eaten egg salad sandwich in his face; now covered with puke and egg salad, Rufus ......
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 24, 2009 16:40:54 GMT
*i just spit up a little while reading this because I laughed and didn't expect it....*
...had had just about enough of this woman and decided to leave. But just then the snivveling kid stuck his foot out and tripped Rufus, causing him to...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 24, 2009 16:46:29 GMT
....fall over the side of the ferry into the water. As he fell, he tried to grab a.....
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Post by catdishy on Feb 25, 2009 23:52:22 GMT
lifeline secured to the outside of the ferry and just managed to hang on while people rushed to...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 26, 2009 15:01:50 GMT
....pull him back up onto the deck.
However, as this going on, a hand was suddenly stuck out of a porthole and it grabbed Rufus's......
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Post by catdishy on Feb 26, 2009 15:17:10 GMT
friend, GE, by her long scarf. Turning, she was amazed to find...
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Post by lizap on Feb 26, 2009 16:58:44 GMT
.... that Stephen Fry had followed them on board; he pleaded with GE ....
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 26, 2009 19:50:40 GMT
to let Ru fall into the water. He explained that Ru always wanted to do the polar bear plunge and since the Puget Sound never goes above 55 degrees....
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