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Post by tipou on Mar 1, 2009 15:55:05 GMT
...to add a few mind-numbing pholosophical remarks and deep-meaning jokes.
however, rufus remaining adamant about his "no-ring/no pulling of hair" condition...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 1, 2009 16:53:05 GMT
......wanted us all to sign a pledge to be more considerate of his follicles.
The oath-taker (who was getting tired of the delay) tapped Rufus on the shoulder and said.....
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Post by tipou on Mar 1, 2009 17:05:46 GMT
..." are we almost done here, or is every part of your body be subject to more discussion?"
to wish rufus could only respond that it would be prudent to order lunch, since already the fangirlies were preparing tp counter-propose and amendment that would grand them, instead of hair, a regular supply of...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 1, 2009 17:07:48 GMT
.......toenail clippings, which they figured would cause him less injury and would make more......
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Post by rueful on Mar 1, 2009 19:47:32 GMT
money when sold, since they could be advertised as a gardener's dream plant food that would guarantee miraculous growth and very healthy stamens. However, Rufus thwarted this plan by....
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Post by tipou on Mar 1, 2009 19:50:38 GMT
... having another clause added to to contract concerning toenails - and their exclusion from it.
never lacking new and innovative ideas, the fangirlies immediately brought to the table the idea of simply...
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Post by rueful on Mar 1, 2009 21:12:22 GMT
selling "one-on-one time with Rufus," sort of like a time share condo arrangement. However, Rufus again put his foot down, saying....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 1, 2009 22:42:29 GMT
......he didn't have that much energy after 18 hour days working on EH.
All he would offer was....
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Post by rueful on Mar 1, 2009 22:44:41 GMT
to continue exuding pheromones through the tv screen, for the enjoyment of the masses. The fangirls were not satisfied though, so they....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 1, 2009 22:46:29 GMT
.......took a vote.
The proposal was.....
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Post by rueful on Mar 1, 2009 23:04:06 GMT
made that they accept Rufus's offer, but it was soundly defeated. Rufus reminded them that without his cooperation....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 1, 2009 23:24:21 GMT
......all they'd have were hearts full of hope and heads full of daydreams.
The fangirlies decided on a different strategy - without telling Rufus, they purchased a.....
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Post by rueful on Mar 2, 2009 1:10:06 GMT
cheap used Leica and started to snap away, until Rufus...
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Post by peach on Mar 2, 2009 1:23:54 GMT
pleaded and begged for mercy which of course fell on deaf ears as the women continued to...................
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Post by tipou on Mar 2, 2009 1:58:23 GMT
... blind him with their flash hoping he might give in soon.
well, in fact he did, and he chose to sign blindly...
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