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Post by Famke on May 18, 2009 20:27:02 GMT
Frosty the Snowman.
Rufus wasn't so sure if he was right for the part, so he read outloud the part of the scrip that said...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 18, 2009 20:29:46 GMT
....he had to cuff the elves about the ears, and trip up the dancing.....
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Post by rueful on May 18, 2009 20:54:14 GMT
reindeer, and so he was just the slightest bit intrigued by the ....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 18, 2009 21:14:30 GMT
.....part where he had to teach Santa Claus how to.....
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Post by rueful on May 18, 2009 21:43:12 GMT
punish the people on the "naughty" list by...
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Post by pitzel on May 19, 2009 4:09:38 GMT
spanking them with a ...
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Post by Famke on May 19, 2009 5:45:28 GMT
...Evening Standard Theatre Award, then teach them how to be "good" like himself with characteristics such as....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 22, 2009 18:24:13 GMT
...sense of humour, down-to-earthness and total lack of ego. Somehow, the naughty ones weren't convinced, as they'd read the stories of his wild past and wanted to copy that instead.
Rufus had to think quickly to head off a rebellion, so he told them about the time he.....
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Post by dirtygirldiva on May 22, 2009 19:27:09 GMT
saved DirtyGirlDiva from a mad crowd of anti-war protesters dressed as clams. Of course nobody believed him until...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 22, 2009 20:43:13 GMT
....he produced CCTV evidence. Unfortunately for DGD, it showed her with her.....
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Post by rueful on May 23, 2009 5:56:28 GMT
feet encased in rollerblades, rather than rollerskates, which any derby fan knows is a big no-no, so that Rufus once again had to drag her to safety from a crowd of jeering derbygirls. He pulled her toward....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 23, 2009 9:56:02 GMT
.......a nearby spectator who he assumed was her best and closest friend. Unfortunately, it was Bloody Mary, who DGD thinks is......
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Post by rueful on May 26, 2009 1:36:12 GMT
not worthy of bearing the name of Rueful's favorite drink. So to Rufus's surprise, DGD immediately started pelting Bloody Mary with the celery she always kept handy in her pocket, until he had to put her on Santa's naughty list and...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on May 26, 2009 19:43:46 GMT
*damn near spit my sandwitch out....LMFAO*
drag her away from Bloody Mary, who now smelled like celery and was red with...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 26, 2009 20:44:44 GMT
......embarrassment that DGD could do such a thing to her in public. Pulling herself up to her full 4 foot 7 and three quarter inches, she looked DGD square in the kneecaps and spluttered.....
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