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Post by judypatooty on Jun 25, 2009 15:29:33 GMT
... turned to her guards and shouted ...
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jun 25, 2009 15:31:24 GMT
"I WANT RADISHES NOW!!!!!" Which of course was completely.....
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Post by rueful on Jun 25, 2009 17:34:09 GMT
understandable, since it was well known that she was suffering from a severe radish deficiency that caused her to....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jun 25, 2009 20:09:10 GMT
......eat them whenever she got upset, like when one of the corgis got squished. Rufus apologised, and offered her his own supply, which he kept.....
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Post by judypatooty on Jun 25, 2009 20:36:06 GMT
... tucked into the sporran of his kilt. Queenie took one look at ...
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Post by rueful on Jun 26, 2009 0:07:01 GMT
Rufus's knees and said....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jun 27, 2009 10:37:46 GMT
.......ooh, they're nice! But tell me, Mr Sewell, I'd like to know why you're wearing a kilt when you're not Scottish, because around here that's a......
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Post by rueful on Jun 28, 2009 14:07:26 GMT
head-chopping offense!" So Rufus thought quickly and told her, "Um, I've just popped in from filming Braveheart II: Revenge of the Wallaces, where I'm playing.....
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Post by numbat on Jun 28, 2009 14:28:52 GMT
...... the ghost of Mel Gibson, but don't worry i can probably help you out". He started to grope around under his kilt muttering, "now i'm sure i had a radish around here somewhere..........
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Post by rueful on Jun 28, 2009 14:36:01 GMT
{OMG! You are soooooo evil!}
but Queenie stopped him, saying "Don't bother--these radish hot flashes come and go, and after the sight of your knees somehow I feel 50 years younger. But wouldn't you like to join me for some tea and....
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Post by numbat on Jun 28, 2009 14:37:57 GMT
........chat, or would you prefer mashed potatoes? I'm happy to flick some in your face if you would like a little game of .....................
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Post by rueful on Jun 28, 2009 14:43:13 GMT
croquet out on the lawn after tea that would be nice too--oh, my, for some reason I am so flustered I'm running my sentences together without verbal pauses. What is wrong with me?" Just then, Philip came over with a sour look on his face (the only kind of look he ever had, incidentally) and said....
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Post by numbat on Jun 28, 2009 14:46:32 GMT
..........i think you ARE looking a little flustered my dear, why do you have your hat on back to front? You know these damn scots can't be trusted with ..............
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Post by rueful on Jun 28, 2009 14:50:40 GMT
(with)in 100 yards of a garden, want to turn them all into bloody golf courses. I think this upstart should be ejected from the premises before he.....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jun 28, 2009 14:52:19 GMT
(Rats! Just had to delete double-post!!)
......thinks he's the lawful monarch. What's that you say? You were king when? Oh, that's just...
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