What would you do if....

[magicallife]

I'd turn many shades of red while Rufus gallantly took responsibility for his little joke.

What would you do if the rest of the male cast members started shouting, "I want HER to do my makeup!"

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd say I'm under exclusive contract to Rufus.

What would you do if Rufus then told them you tried to molest him?!

[ruthy]

I'd happily admit to that, then do it again. In for a penny....

What if you both then got carried away and he was late for the evening performance?

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd blame him! Then hope we both got carried away again later...

What would you do if Trevor Nunn banned you from the theatre for distracting his star performer?

[magicallife]

I'd send a message backstage to Rufus, asking him to meet me later for a drink. I think he'd realize dallying with me was spicing up his performance ;D.


What would you do if he showed up at said appointment wearing the "older Jan" makeup?

[ree]

I'd say I'd suddenly developed an overwhelming attraction
for an 'older Ruf" ;D
And it might just discourage
the younger women.

What would you suggest for after drinks?

[GreenEyesToo]

I can't tell you that, I'll get banned from the message-board!

What would you do if he woke up the next morning and said "I'm so sorry.....I'm not Rufus at all, I'm his long-lost twin, Rupert"?

[dreamer]

Ok, if he was able to deceive me, he must be like Ruf, so I can play along with him!

What would you do if he confess you to be true Rufus and blames you to have betrayed him?

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd be very contrite, and hope he'd forgive me.

What would you if some kind soul offered you their ticket to the opening night party for Rock'n'Roll?

[ree]

I'd give it to someone young & vivacious, and instruct them
to stay sober so that they won't try to kiss Mr. Stoppard, ask Mr.
Sewell to autograph his new play, and tell Ms. Eve she was so
convincing as Eleanor.


What would you do if your young friend started a terrible
row at the party, and got arrested?

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd pretend I'd never met her.

What would you do if a prestigious newspaper asked you to write a review of R&R without mentioning Rufus or his character?

[ree]

I'd agree, but then I'd cleverly refer to Rufus & his character
in such a way as to leave no doubt as to who I meant.
I'd then turn it in so late that they'd be forced to run it or have
a big ole hole in their theatre reviews section.


It was your job to convince Rufus to accept a role as
a byronic, horse-riding villain with a Chek accent.

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd hope that by now he'd got over his aversion to that type of role and was ready to take it on again. (Maybe if I left out the villain bit?)

What would you do if he agreed.....as long as you put up the money for the whole production?

[ree]

I'd say if I had that kind of money I wouldn't be
doing the director's dirty work, and anyway,
I don't really want him to be in this type of film!



WWYDI: Rufus asked you to be his new agent, since you
seem to understand and care about the type of roles
he really wants??

[GreenEyesToo]

I'd ask how much he wanted me to pay him!!

What would you do if Rufus suddenly decided to quit acting and become a director?