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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 26, 2007 10:56:27 GMT
Unfortunately, your declaration doesn't impress the cowboy, and he lassos you anyway.
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Post by pipsqueak on Dec 26, 2007 16:34:19 GMT
Fortunately, you come over all Houdini via Will Rogers, yank our cowboy off his horse by means of his own rope, hogtie him at your feet, and slip off his binding lasso. Spouting a little cowboy wisdom before you ride off on his eager horse into the sunset, you ballyhoo...
"Even if you're on the right track, mister, you'll get run over if you just plain sit there."
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 27, 2007 18:18:12 GMT
Unfortunately, as you ride away, the rest of his friends ambush you.
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Post by catdishy on Dec 30, 2007 4:27:04 GMT
Fortunately, one of them is your long lost Uncle Roger.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 30, 2007 10:12:00 GMT
Unfortunately, he doesn't recognise you.
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Post by sevensisters on Dec 31, 2007 0:39:43 GMT
Fortunately, another member of the group of friends is your long-lost Aunt Ethel, Uncle Roger's wife, and she does recognize you.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 31, 2007 12:29:40 GMT
Unfortunately, she's always disliked you and so pretends she's never seen you before.
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Post by catdishy on Dec 31, 2007 23:58:37 GMT
Fortunately, your favorite cousin Gertie recognizes you.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 2, 2008 1:04:16 GMT
Unfortunately, Gertie was always a little absent-minded, and she thinks you're her high-school chemistry teacher, Miss Podkin.
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 2, 2008 2:41:47 GMT
Fortunately, cousin Gertie was very fond of her high school chemistry teacher, and she also has a black belt in karate, so she came right to your rescue!
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Post by ree on Jan 2, 2008 3:28:58 GMT
Unfortunately Gertie is a huge flirt and decides those cowboys are just too darn cute to karate chop!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 2, 2008 14:39:24 GMT
Fortunately, while flirting she diverts attention away from you and you manage to loosen the ropes around you.
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Post by catdishy on Jan 2, 2008 20:55:06 GMT
Unfortunately, Aunt Ethel has an eagle eye.
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 3, 2008 2:45:39 GMT
Fortunately, eagle-eyed Aunt Ethel was ever so fond of you as a child and she comes right over to pat your cheek and comment on how much you've grown.
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Post by ree on Jan 3, 2008 4:58:01 GMT
Unfortunately Uncle Roger also comments on How much you've grown...right in front of Aunt Ethel  |
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