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Post by quoll on Dec 1, 2007 7:58:23 GMT
Unfortunately you fall in the swamp as you dodge
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 1, 2007 11:32:02 GMT
Fortunately, I learnt my lesson last time, and I grab a tree branch hanging over the swamp and haul myself out again.
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Post by cinemasista on Dec 2, 2007 11:17:56 GMT
Unfortunately, you're now standing face to face with the man who just tried to shoot you.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 2, 2007 14:28:44 GMT
Fortunately, he turns out to be an old friend of the family, and apologises profusely.
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Post by pipsqueak on Dec 2, 2007 15:26:05 GMT
Unfortunately you're in an especially distrustful mood, compute its more prudent to back away. Predictably, your boot gets stuck in some bog and in the struggle with yourself you twist over and fall on your behind.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 2, 2007 16:34:03 GMT
Fortunately, only your pride is hurt, and the old family friend invites you to his home to warm up
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Post by pipsqueak on Dec 2, 2007 18:13:46 GMT
Unfortunately, your pants are soaked through with mud and you're mindful of the new upholstery up on offer....
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Post by sevensisters on Dec 3, 2007 3:51:00 GMT
Fortunately, the wife of the old family friend is just your size and you're sure she'll loan you a pair of clean trousers to protect her furniture.
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Post by quoll on Dec 3, 2007 5:52:48 GMT
Unfortunately you have recently put on 20lb and the pants dont fit around you. As she is 6ft tall and you are only 5ft 2 they dont fit lengthwise either.
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Post by cinemasista on Dec 3, 2007 9:46:26 GMT
Fortunately, she has some curtains just like in the "Sound of Music" and your are able to sew yourself a pair of britches.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 3, 2007 21:48:25 GMT
Unfortunately, you look totally ridiculous in them but have to pretend to be grateful.
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Post by pipsqueak on Dec 3, 2007 22:25:01 GMT
Fortunately, you're used to looking ridiculous. Just then, another family member knocks on the door and calls you away from playing games, seeing your pants might serve some comic relief for the needy....
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Post by sevensisters on Dec 4, 2007 3:29:55 GMT
Unfortunately, you're not the greatest seamstress and when you get up from your chair your handsewn curtain/trousers' seam splits up the back.
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Post by cinemasista on Dec 4, 2007 7:40:39 GMT
Fortunately, you are wearing clean underwear.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 4, 2007 20:31:24 GMT
Unfortunately, it's a thong...  |
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