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Post by francesca on Jun 29, 2013 23:15:43 GMT
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Post by adina on Jul 8, 2013 11:04:47 GMT
Timid Voice: Umm, Miss Friel, excuse me... Anna Friel: Yes? Timid Voice: Please take a step in the picture, I would like a nice potrait. Anna Friel: James Frain is posing for you?? Is this some sort of avant-garde photography? In Cannes? How strange! Timid Voice: Well, I want an interesting "back" photo, actually. Anna Friel: This is just the usual stuff then. Well, okay. Do you want me to turn more or this angle is arty enough? Timid Voice: Umm, I am interested in Rufus's back. You obstruct the view. Anna Friel: This is a film festival!! Go home, you shallow creature!
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Post by rueful on Jul 9, 2013 16:34:20 GMT
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 9, 2013 16:40:23 GMT
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Post by francesca on Jul 9, 2013 20:46:41 GMT
Come. Come with me Ali Later ...Much later
ALI...I'm sorry Saffra..I am sorry.
SAFFRA ...You are leaving me for that - -skinny--eeuurgh! ALI.....I'm sorry Saffra but she is so beautiful SAFFRA... Beautiful?!? she is not as beautiful as me. Look at my eyes, My eyelashes are longer My Nose , look ..look at my profile And my teeth... LOOK at my teeth AND Do you think she will keep you warm at night??
Don't you turn your back on me!!And there's another thing I can spit further than her.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 10, 2013 18:16:08 GMT
Ewwwwwwwww!!! And LOL! And LOL also to Adina and to Rueful - so very true about that hat!!
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Post by adina on Jul 11, 2013 13:21:02 GMT
Dominique: Ah! Hah! Eh! I just can't believe this! May I get at least a supporting role? It is hard enough to accept that a hat is the protagonist of the play, but come on, it is just hanging there...They say it is expressing umm, what?, ah, yes, the past, oh, very deep...Well, it won't faint on the stage like Piero...if the clothes peg is talented. They'll give the supporting role to a clothes peg -- this is the worst moment in my entire career.Don't think I let them do this to me! I am good!! I can do Ibsen, if I have to, but you'll see that I won't have to, because I'll be able to join the conversation!!!Rachel: One cap-it was a silent kissy-kissy picture, the punch line was full of sarcasm, and we can't afford any big budget time travelling set, so please stop your childish sulking and let's rehearse our own play.Dominique: I could time travel low budget! If I was allowed to wear the hat!! Besides, I am already in the past! I am already before both of them!! And without a hat!!! Ha!!!! PS Simone: Why was the 'genius' put in inverted commas? Rachel: It was an insult. We are rehearsing, Simone, read the lines of Tuccio's play! Simone: How can anyone insult a genius? This is incomprehensible. (Dominique: They are ruining my speech with a PS. Great. I am standing here like an extra.)I am not a simple extra. I am a hunchback! Who has a laboratory. Two laboratories. Who has a beautiful wife. More beautiful than anyone else's.(Ah, Rueful, I don't push anyone! Well, I push you when we are on the playground, but you always have such beautiful toys! I like your newest dolls! And you are playing with them so nicely. A dotted ball for Carlo. Deal?)
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 11, 2013 13:47:43 GMT
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 11, 2013 19:09:17 GMT
Very funny, Adina!
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Post by lovethemanrs on Jul 18, 2013 18:57:02 GMT
'King of this, King of that...King of the North.....Hellooooo, is it me you're looking for?'
'Paaaaa, Agamemnon (you sound like Lionel Richie)....dream on sunshine....there's only ever one King, and it's Moi...xxx'
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Post by Petruchio - Good God on Jul 18, 2013 21:39:17 GMT
:(oh ladies, I can't stop with laughing and smiling... big smiling... thx you so much for amazing caps....
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Post by Laila on Jul 18, 2013 21:40:23 GMT
This thread is way better than Prozac
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 19, 2013 7:29:23 GMT
LOL, Aggie would make a good King of the North!
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Post by francesca on Jul 24, 2013 1:33:20 GMT
John Turturro:... Hi Rufus. Heard you had given up smoking; that right you went to a hypnotist?
Rufus, a little grumpily:... .Hmmmm.
John :... Did it work?
Rufus:... M mmm ... Well sort of....
John;... What do you mean?
Rufus:... Well I still want to smoke but somehow when my hand tries to put the damn fag in my mouth, my head won't let it
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 24, 2013 6:59:54 GMT
Good one!
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