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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 28, 2013 23:28:31 GMT
LOL, Nell!!! Great series ladies Now I'm all caught up in Darkside fever. I'm Emily by the way! Yeah right and I'm Ethics Man! Ahem, I think you'll find I'm Ethics Man...... Hands up if you think I'm Ethics Man Hands up all those that didn't put their hand up ....... This is blatent plagiarism! Any fool can see he they don't even have a cape. Unlike me. I have lots of capes. If you got a cape someone might actually take you seriously. Oh they think they are so clever..... But we all know the real Ethics Man's secret weapon is the jumper his wife got him for Christmas Ok laughing boy. First lose the jumper then, you grab the banker and I'll relieve him of the parachute. EDITED: darn, page turned! I'm sure Nell won't mind me quoting the lot!!
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Post by kygal on Aug 29, 2013 10:43:20 GMT
Good ones!
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Post by adina on Aug 31, 2013 12:26:11 GMT
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 31, 2013 20:40:31 GMT
LOL, Adina! More! More!
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Post by francesca on Sept 27, 2013 16:49:46 GMT
Charlie: Katharine , you have a gift for me??What is it? A potato clock..a potato clock?Where would you get a potato clock?
Katharine: Do thee not like it Siarly? My lord Buckingham said that thee would. Charlie: I do indeed, my sweeting. And My lord Buckingham told thee it was a potato clock? And to tell of it before the court ?Katharine: Si, Si!
Charlie: I see I shall have to thank my lord Buckingham myself .LaterCharlie: So George, I have to thank thee for teaching the queen about clocks . No, a potato clock! Now,in return, I must teach thee what I know about potato clocks!
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Post by adina on Oct 8, 2013 13:35:56 GMT
www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/2013/press.html- Look at the newspaper, Rachel, Professor Higgs won the Nobel Prize! We have to stop them. NOW! - Who? - Thousands of experimental physicists had been working for 50 years to find the Higgs Boson and now the bloke got a Nobel Prize. I am sure the criminals are planning something nasty.- No, Hood, criminals are not interested in science anymore.- They should! Everyone should be interested in such an exciting thing. There is a new subatomic particle, for God's sake! There must be a case and I must investigate it. You'll drive the car and I'll explain physics to you, and the nature of dark matter and dark energy and maybe something about jealousy among scientists.- Okay, Hood, what's next? - We need a plot.
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Post by kissmekate on Oct 9, 2013 7:23:51 GMT
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Post by kygal on Oct 9, 2013 10:24:25 GMT
Well hello Dr Hood!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 9, 2013 11:00:31 GMT
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Post by rueful on Oct 9, 2013 17:59:40 GMT
LOL! Great use of the news, Adina! - Okay, Hood, what's next? - We need a plot. Would it be mean to say that didn't always seem to concern the EH writers?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 13, 2013 14:05:52 GMT
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Post by adina on Oct 14, 2013 8:14:05 GMT
An EH writer, Seth Grahame-Smith, and Geoffrey Chaucer walk into a bar. Chaucer says to them "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting." EH writer: It's time to sit on your panic button, my friends will arrive any minute now. Oh, you can't, ha ha ha... Seth Grahame-Smith: Ugh, Geoffrey, you are naked again. The bartender looks up and says "Get out, all of you! This is a film set!! Rufus has a scene to do...Rufus: Hey, fangirls, I don't mind taking part in old jokes, just give me good punch lines, will you?
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Post by kissmekate on Oct 14, 2013 9:16:15 GMT
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Post by francesca on Oct 22, 2013 18:27:19 GMT
Rufus :---May I ask Frannie, just what you are doing up there on my bedroom window sill?? And, are you going to come down NOW or do I have to come and get you? Frannie( in a very small voice):---- Yes please.
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Post by kissmekate on Oct 22, 2013 18:28:24 GMT
You wish!
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