Cap It!

[kissmekate]

[rueful]

Parker sure is persuasive!




Tell Mr. Parker that there is no reason for him to use a passport with an outdated photo.



I have a team that creates superior false passports using the photos of innocent, ordinary
citizens who would never be suspected of any crime.



Show him this as an example of the quality we can achieve.  Be sure to tell him
that this one is about to expire, so I will have to make him a new one.


Parker is getting pretty anxious about his new passport, Lucas. Will it be ready soon?



I had just a tiny little problem. The original photo model took a job wandering around the
continent, so I had to get a subsitute.



But I'm sure this new fellow will be just as good. Yes. Definitely. Just as good.



I'm ready for my close-up!

[kissmekate]

This model is sure to win the Sexy Scarecrow Award!

[GreenEyesToo]

Well done, Rueful!

[adina]

  I love it, Rueful!!!    The seriousness of the Restless pictures makes the story even more hilarious! In the fourth pic, Romer looks embarrassed! Well, I just love love love the acting.  And the plotline, oh, WOW!
Thank you for the laughs!!!





Oh, but this technique has been used for a long time in fine arts! Of course we prefer the word "antique" to "outdated", but that makes no difference: if you make a figure up to date, people get interested. It brings smiles. Is there an ulterior motive when you choose this method? Well, maybe, sometimes. If you don't like manipulations, you should close your eyes. Ha, but you want to see Romer?! Then shut up.




The painting of Mr Casaubon as Thomas Aquinas is a good example. Can you see the hint of smile on his face?




Let's take the classics and turn them into modern art!!!




Oh, see?! That is the funniest way to be really progressive! The famous "Autolycus", ah! MGM doesn't let people know at the moment how he looks like, but come on, let's celebrate the newest hero! Welcome Hollywood to the Artsy-Fartsy World!

[kygal]

Great ones ladies!

[kissmekate]

Good one, adina

[midoro]

Very funny, Rueful and Adina!

[rueful]

Adina! Clever use of those screen caps and the statue picture, especially! (Also, now I want to see an educational television program about the fine arts hosted by Gertler. He would have nothing but contempt for his audience.)

Feb 6, 2014 10:15:21 GMT adina said:

Well, I just love love love the acting.

We are so lucky to have the best actor in the world available for our cap-its. (Although maybe he doesn't feel lucky about that...)

[kissmekate]

Feb 6, 2014 14:46:43 GMT rueful said:

(Also, now I want to see an educational television program about the fine arts hosted by Gertler. He would have nothing but contempt for his audience.)

Great idea! I can see the little sneer clearly in my mind's eye.

[rueful]

Are you weeks late with your cap-it response? 
Afraid that others will call you a slow thinker?
Here at IFYD Time Travel, we can erase those awkward verbal pauses in a flash!
That's right--we can go back in time and fix it so that your cap-it will appear moments after the previous one.

Feb 6, 2014 15:32:15 GMT kissmekate said:

Great idea! I can see the little sneer clearly in my mind's eye.

Sneer? I don't sneer Kate.



I'm much too busy creating important art.



Philistine!




Disclaimer: We can't change it to make it funny.




Bastard!

[midoro]

Great, Rueful!

[kissmekate]

The "Philistine!" pic was exactly what I had in mind!

Great caps

[rueful]

Feb 28, 2014 8:03:23 GMT kissmekate said:

The "Philistine!" pic was exactly what I had in mind!

Rufus can do more with the twitch of one tiny facial muscle than other actors (who shall remain Franco nameless) can do with their whole face.

[GreenEyesToo]