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Post by rueful on Feb 22, 2009 0:17:16 GMT
ROFLMAO!
GE2, your concern about global warming is admirable. If we think the sighing is actually hurting the planet, not helping, then we'll have to figure out one of those carbon offsets that the oh-so-conscientious hollywood types do to justify their lavish parties. I think they plant trees to increase oxygen.
So, what if you post Rufus pics. Lots of them. This gets our hearts racing. Improved circulation also increases oxygenation of the blood. So this is an internal carbon dioxide offset, rather than an external one. Guilt erased.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 22, 2009 0:22:03 GMT
You mean I've been carbon off-setting all this time? Well, who knew!!
Does this mean I have an extra drool-quota?
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Post by tipou on Feb 22, 2009 0:40:18 GMT
well, there's a carbon stock exchange... why not a drool stock exchange... would work the same way, would only be more... wet...
should we start a new thread then...
"the rufusian factor in global warming"
or
"world economics: it could do "sewell"" (get it? get it?)
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Post by rueful on Feb 22, 2009 0:51:34 GMT
Well, if you keep finding those great pics, I'd be willing to swallow a lot more of my own drool, to increase your DPM (Drool Per Minute) quota
LOL, Tipou!
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Post by peach on Feb 22, 2009 3:55:34 GMT
I hear global warming is just a theory and that it's happened before, everything has a cycle. This does not preclude however the Rufus effect. So we must all do our parts.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 22, 2009 11:33:05 GMT
Ooh, now don't you go putting my increased DPM in jeopardy there, Peach!
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Post by rueful on Feb 22, 2009 22:36:16 GMT
I believe your increased DPM quota was contingent on more photos, so don't just go drooling without holding up your end of the bargain, lady!
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Post by tipou on Feb 22, 2009 22:38:19 GMT
i don't get this one, rueful.
the more photos, the more drooling, so how come her DPM increases when posting? i mean, with the naked wet pic, i thought i had lost at least 15 points.
i never understood finance anyway.
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Post by rueful on Feb 22, 2009 23:26:52 GMT
I told GE2 above, if you'd ever read my posts you would know, that I would actually make the sacrifice to swallow some of my own drool to increase her allottment, if she'd post some more pics. I'm sorry to say I can't make the same offer to you, since I would probably drown myself.
Then can I offer you a job on Wall Street? You'd fit right in.
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Post by magicallife on Feb 22, 2009 23:27:50 GMT
This has become way too scientific for me. I only know it's damn hot in here.
Will the good doctor be at the Oscars tonight? Anybody know?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 23, 2009 1:26:51 GMT
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Post by tipou on Feb 23, 2009 2:29:13 GMT
drool, honey, drool.
i need a bigger bucket myself.
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 15:39:34 GMT
Excellent job, excellent! Thanks very much, and keep up the good work.  Your DPM has been increased to 20 mL. LOL! You're doing just fine! The great thing about our science is that no one questions our made up gobbledy gook theories as long as they include one of the necessary key words: hot, drool, sexy, pheromones, panting, testosterone, or Rufus. |
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Post by tipou on Feb 23, 2009 16:08:09 GMT
well, even more if we have scientific reference to back up our theories.
as per the pheromones aspects of it, it is now well known among our distinguished (or not) members that mr. stephen fry himself confirmed a while back their generous presence in rufus' aura.
and who would dispute his analysis of human beings, he who has the superior intelligence to still be close friends with the excellent hugh laurie, who comes second only to rufus in my personal scale of celebs.
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 17:39:33 GMT
Now, now, Tip, I wasn't questioning your scientific prowess! We have benefitted mightily from your detailed, evidence-based, highly educational posts about copulating manchots and...copulating radishes and...copulating Rufus characters. Um, do I sense a trend in your scientific area of interest?
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