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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 28, 2009 11:25:50 GMT
I'm in love with Rufus Sewell.
What won't you hear a turkey farmer say at this time of year?
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Post by francesca on Nov 29, 2009 18:39:46 GMT
open the barn doors ..open the gates and let them all go...
What is unlikely that you will hear the Queen say at this time of year?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 1, 2009 21:18:10 GMT
Oh, Philip, I'm sick of turkey - how about we have roast corgi on Christmas Day?
What is a royal footman unlikely to say to Prince Philip?
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Post by judypatooty on Dec 2, 2009 1:41:41 GMT
So, Your Highness, how's it hangin'?
What are you unlikely to hear Prince Philip say?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 2, 2009 10:25:10 GMT
That Diana, she was a wonderful girl....
What shouldn't an airline pilot say?
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Post by dippyponge on Dec 2, 2009 13:02:24 GMT
This is the first time I've ever flown an airplane.
Whet would you never want to hear a policeman say?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 3, 2009 23:45:43 GMT
Ooh, no, I'm scared of burglars!
What won't you ever hear a burglar say?
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Post by dippyponge on Dec 4, 2009 20:33:04 GMT
I can't steal a thing from this house, they are Rufus Sewell fans.
What you would never hear a road worker say?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 5, 2009 2:02:25 GMT
We'll be five minutes with these roadworks, no traffic cones, no traffic hold-ups.
What won't you hear a traffic cop say?
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Post by rueful on Dec 5, 2009 3:28:50 GMT
You're right--the light WAS practically green!
What is Santa Claus (or Father Christmas) not likely to tell you?
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Post by dippyponge on Dec 5, 2009 22:58:19 GMT
I can't deliver any presents this Christmas as Cold Comfort Farm is being shown on BBC on Christmas Eve.
What would you never hear Santa's little helpers say.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 6, 2009 1:09:00 GMT
More pay or we go on strike!
What would Rudolph never say?
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Post by judypatooty on Dec 6, 2009 2:24:55 GMT
No Santa I won't guide your sleigh tonight.
What would Cinderella be unlikely to say to her stepmother?
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Post by francesca on Dec 6, 2009 4:31:13 GMT
I am so glad you married my father and brought my stepsisters into our family.
what is it unlikely that you will hear children say at an English Panto?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 6, 2009 11:54:39 GMT
Cinders, Prince Charming's an idiot!
What shouldn't a bank teller say?
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