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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 5, 2009 10:45:38 GMT
Time for a new game! The first player thinks of a scenario, and the next player thinks of something you'd be unlikely to hear in that situation OR that wouldn't be a good thing to say, then suggests the next scenario. Examples: Q: What are you unlikely to hear at a Rufus Sewell fan convention? A: I loooooove James Franco - he's the best actor in Tristan & Isolde! RULES: keep it (reasonably) clean, steer clear of anything controversial (no politics, race, religion, etc.), and make them funnier than my example!   Your turn! What isn't a good thing to say on a first date? |
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Post by numbat on Sept 5, 2009 13:21:02 GMT
Hahahaha, i think Petruchio himself took the cake when he said "i want you to have all my babies" (and they hadn't even got as far a a first date!!!!!)
From our point of view, it wouldn't be wise to say "of course, you're not quite as good looking as Rufus!!!" (although it would undoubtedly be the truth!!!!)
Q: What isn't a good thing to say when you come home late from night out with the girls?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 5, 2009 14:34:51 GMT
oooh I met a man, he looked just like Rufus Sewell and he invited me back to his What isn't a good thing to say when you are driving? |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 5, 2009 17:27:39 GMT
I wish I knew where I left my specs this morning!
What are you unlikely to hear a TV chat show host say?
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Post by peach on Sept 6, 2009 1:13:15 GMT
And now our next guest, Nobel Prize Winner for physics..
What are you unlikely to hear at a footbal game?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 6, 2009 13:40:38 GMT
And today, ladies and gentlemen, playing for each team we have Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears.
What's not a good thing to say in the middle of an exam?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 6, 2009 14:47:14 GMT
Oh no! I've rubbed the answers off my arm!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 6, 2009 16:45:06 GMT
Next scenario, please, dp!
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 6, 2009 18:40:47 GMT
what would you never hear in Labour ward ?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 6, 2009 22:13:49 GMT
A baby? I thought I'd just eaten too much pie!
What not to say in a bakery?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 7, 2009 7:27:13 GMT
Do you have anthing that is free from wheat, Gluten, milk, soya and carohydrates?
What you will never here at a farm?
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Post by wichiwoman on Sept 7, 2009 13:32:21 GMT
"<deep breath> Ahhhhh... the fresh, sweet smell of manure."
What will you never hear at a family reunion?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 7, 2009 18:48:10 GMT
We're all descended from sterile Martians, you know.
What shouldn't you say to a parent about her/his newborn?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 7, 2009 20:56:33 GMT
Ooh she/he looks just like a gremlin/alien.
What you would never hear said at the airport?
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Post by wichiwoman on Sept 7, 2009 21:56:54 GMT
"Dom Perignon, truffles, and caviar for all seats on this flight. All-Rufus-movie-marathon all night long."
What would you never, ever, in a million years, hear at a barbeque?
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