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wichiwoman Guest	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 15, 2009 17:04:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wichiwoman on Sept 15, 2009 17:04:21 GMT As soon as I leave here, I'm gonna go to Krispy Kreme and pig out on do-nuts and mocha's. Wanna come? What would you never hear at a nail salon?

dippyponge So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 5,022	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 15, 2009 22:45:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dippyponge on Sept 15, 2009 22:45:46 GMT "Right I want them cutting as short as possible, no filling, no buffing and no polish" What would you never hear while swimming in the sea?
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rueful Moderator Posts: 9,358	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 16, 2009 12:03:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rueful on Sept 16, 2009 12:03:52 GMT Hey, look! A shark! Want to swim over closer for a better look? What should you never say to your child's teacher?

dirtygirldiva So Sew(ell) me! Dirty Girl on Skates... Posts: 3,044	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 16, 2009 19:45:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dirtygirldiva on Sept 16, 2009 19:45:22 GMT i really want you to teach my son/daughter that it's okay to ignore me because he/she needs to be herself. what would you never hear a rapper say?
	"If you're pissed off about the performance of the execs and writers, f--- me, at least you have some good food to talk about!"

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 16, 2009 21:12:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 16, 2009 21:12:44 GMT I've always been a huge fan of Bing Crosby's music. What wouldn't you hear at an Elvis convention?

dippyponge So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 5,022	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 17, 2009 7:18:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dippyponge on Sept 17, 2009 7:18:17 GMT "I think that Elvis is a fat druggy with no talent" What would you never hear Tony Blair say?

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 17, 2009 8:26:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 17, 2009 8:26:20 GMT I'm always getting mistaken for Rufus Sewell. What won't you hear in a bookshop?

wichiwoman Guest	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 17, 2009 15:43:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wichiwoman on Sept 17, 2009 15:43:18 GMT Oh man, look at the prices! You can get these much cheaper on-line. What should you never hear while coming out of anesthetic after surgery?

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 17, 2009 16:27:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Sept 17, 2009 16:27:14 GMT I hope I remembered to pay the premium on my malpractice insurance. What are you unlikely to hear the dentist say when you go to get your teeth cleaned?

numbat So Sew(ell) me! I once met a man. Not my husband, another man....... Posts: 6,261	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 18, 2009 5:33:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by numbat on Sept 18, 2009 5:33:16 GMT , you've done such a fantastic job looking after your teeth that i don't think i need to clean them!!! What are you unlikely to hear GE2 say on her birthday?
	F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!! (Rufus in the London Evening Standard, 26 May 2006)

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 18, 2009 16:07:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Sept 18, 2009 16:07:26 GMT I don't think I really care for Rufus Sewell anymore. I just don't find him attractive anymore. What are you unlikely to hear a chef say to his favorite customer?

wichiwoman Guest	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 18, 2009 16:11:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wichiwoman on Sept 18, 2009 16:11:05 GMT You found a bug in your food? I hope it was a whole bug and not half a bug! What are you unlikely to hear at a hair salon?

dippyponge So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 5,022	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 19, 2009 23:01:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dippyponge on Sept 19, 2009 23:01:52 GMT "No, I,m not going on holiday, now stop being so nosey" What would you never hear in a Zoo?

numbat So Sew(ell) me! I once met a man. Not my husband, another man....... Posts: 6,261	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 20, 2009 2:31:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by numbat on Sept 20, 2009 2:31:26 GMT Mmmmmm, i've heard that orangutan is very tasty when slow roasted. What would you never hear at a children's birthday party?
	F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!! (Rufus in the London Evening Standard, 26 May 2006)

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Sept 20, 2009 15:06:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 20, 2009 15:06:42 GMT Let's all play strip poker! What won't you hear on a roller-coaster?