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Post by numbat on Sept 8, 2009 7:58:59 GMT
So that's tofu burgers and soy sausages all round then!!!!
What's not a good thing to say on your child's first day of school?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 8, 2009 15:27:58 GMT
"Be naughty at school today, back chat all the teachers and pick on all of your classmates"
What would you never hear a childs TV presenter say?
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Post by wichiwoman on Sept 8, 2009 16:49:16 GMT
"And now, here's our special guest...Miss September. She's the Playboy Playmate for this month. I'll pass a copy around so you can see all her pictures!"
What would you never hear your boss say?
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Post by judypatooty on Sept 8, 2009 17:00:26 GMT
How about we all just stop working for the rest of the day? You've all done such a great job you deserve an unexpected half-day off.
What would you be unlikely to hear while waiting at the Stage Door after one of Rufus' theater performances?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 8, 2009 20:53:29 GMT
I'm only here so I can sell his autograph on ebay.
What not to say to Buzz Aldrin?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 8, 2009 20:57:16 GMT
"Err, so does the moon taste like Cheese?"
What you would never hear said in Church?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 9, 2009 6:58:38 GMT
"And I thought we could paint the font Barbie Pink, and have a glitterball suspended above the pulpit..."
What are you unlikely to hear a bank teller say?
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Post by dippyponge on Sept 9, 2009 12:07:35 GMT
"The Bank has decided that because you are so lovely, and like me you are a Rufus fan, that we ae going to pay all of your bills, including your morgage"  What should someone who is caught looking at this site, by their boss never say? |
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Post by judypatooty on Sept 10, 2009 17:21:54 GMT
Just hold your horses, okay? I'll get around to finishing your report as soon as I finish goofing off and dreaming about Rufus.
What would you be unlikely to hear at this week's producers' meeting on the set of The Pillars of the Earth?
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Post by wichiwoman on Sept 10, 2009 17:25:10 GMT
"We know there will be a mad, rabid horde of woman after us, and there will be bloodshed, but we have to replace Rufus with Franco."
What would you be unlikely to hear from a waiter in a restaurant?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Sept 10, 2009 18:50:21 GMT
Yes, madam, of course you can have the table next to Mr Sewell - at no extra charge. And I don't expect a tip, in fact I'll deduct 15% from the bill immediately.
What are you unlikely to hear at the beautician's?
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Post by judypatooty on Sept 10, 2009 19:51:48 GMT
Oh honey, there's nothing more we can do for you. You're absolutely stunningly gorgeous exactly as you are!
What are you unlikely to hear a librarian say?
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Post by rueful on Sept 10, 2009 21:34:44 GMT
"I wake up every day thanking God for that Dewey fellow and his decimals!"
What are you unlikely to hear at Starbucks?
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Post by numbat on Sept 11, 2009 3:06:01 GMT
My god - this is the best coffee i've ever tasted!!!!!
What should you never say to your dentist?
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Post by wichiwoman on Sept 11, 2009 13:46:51 GMT
I've got a nervous disorder that causes me to bite down hard sometimes.
What are unlikely to hear from your sweetie first thing in the morning?
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