Rufus is sooooo hot.....

[jfly]

Ok, whew....thanks GE2! ;D

[GreenEyesToo]

....a "Rooftopper Only" zone has been set up around him!

[wichiwoman]

...his hair is curly from his body heat, not a recessive gene

[dippyponge]

...he has to wear fire resistant clothes.

[nicole]

... cold showers are needed it any time.

(I'm going with Numbat and Frannie, I can't write the things I'm thinking of).

[nell]

....(Rufus quote from AKT interview) "If I touched myself by accident I would burn my hand"

(I'm sorry this quote made me laugh so much !)

[germanlady]

... a look from him simply burns into your soul.
... when he shows up the sun starts to shine.
... my fantasy is working overtime.

[bluehorse]

.... his second name is "El Nino" (heating up the oceans)

[judypatooty]

... a Houston summer day feels like a winter's day in comparison.

[francesca]

....he is the cause of the Polar cap melting.

[wichiwoman]

...he has to avoid walking on dry grass.

[veerke]

... just thinking of him will cause heat stroke

[tipou]

... he is commonly used as a reference in studies on spontaneous combustion.
... i discarded the hot tamale dip from video nights with the girls.
... i now install asbestos fiber seat covers on my furniture before said movie nights with the girls.
... his movies are banned from drive-in theaters (because of the gas tanks, you see).
... i save energy! no microwave oven required to warm my coffee now, just approaching the mug from the tv creen will do!
... he is the single reason why there is so much rain in vinyan: he kept burning up the sets.
... come to think of it, he is wet during a lot of his performances for the same reason.
... the subway sprinkler sequence in "eleventh hour" was in fact not in the screenplay, but he lead an impressive bit of improv from his co-stars, used as he is to the phenomenon at this point.
... he has to carry around an official discharge from a judge saying that, no, mr. sewell is not pyromaniac.
... back in the days he used to smoke, he never once used a lighter or a match.
... he is totally panicked around a gaz stove.
... he gives new meaning to "breakfast in bed" when girlfriends actually prepare breakfast on his back while he is asleep.
... the copenhague conference on climatic changes was a disaster when temperatures went down from 28C to -12C the minute he walked out during a presentation from green peace.

[tipou]

... his car runs on mere "rufus energy" - which is a good thing because he is forever banned from gas stations).

[tipou]

... fire drills are legally required for women planning a date with him.