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Post by dippyponge on Jun 22, 2010 20:22:24 GMT
(I was going to say something along those lines Judy.  ) ...that he often called up by restaurants when there cooker has stopped cooking. |
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Post by judypatooty on Jun 23, 2010 21:06:32 GMT
... and along those lines ...
... that he makes bread dough rise just by looking at it.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jun 23, 2010 22:35:09 GMT
....he caused that volcano in Iceland to erupt.
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Post by judypatooty on Jun 27, 2010 3:45:40 GMT
... people standing next to him feel the sudden need to strip off all their clothes.  |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jun 27, 2010 11:29:58 GMT
....he makes the tarmac melt.
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Post by dippyponge on Jun 27, 2010 20:52:31 GMT
...he causes rivers to dry up when he walks by.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 3, 2010 11:44:47 GMT
.....we all go red just thinking about him (of course, that could be for another reason entirely...... ) |
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Post by dippyponge on Oct 14, 2010 21:40:53 GMT
Icebergs melt when he is flying over in a plane.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 23, 2010 22:27:32 GMT
Proboards had to make us censor pictures of him!
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Post by dippyponge on Oct 26, 2010 22:24:08 GMT
All carpets turn red, not just red carpets.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 26, 2010 22:44:17 GMT
Rufus is so hot he powers the National Grid.
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Post by joyceinva on Oct 28, 2010 11:29:41 GMT
he has been identified as the main source of global warming.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 28, 2010 19:23:06 GMT
.....he causes hot flushes in women who aren't even menopausal!
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Post by dippyponge on Oct 30, 2010 23:02:44 GMT
.....Corn kernals pop.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 10, 2010 9:35:13 GMT
....he's hotter than sun-spots.
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