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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 21, 2008 20:29:38 GMT
....played that dodgy antique dealer. My goodness, sir, you've aged well - how do you....
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Post by catdishy on Jan 21, 2008 21:17:13 GMT
"NO,Officer..I"m Rufus Sewell...I" onstage at the Jacobs THeatre in Rock'n'Roll til March", laughed Rufus.
"Say, I hear the music is great. You wouldn't know how I could get a ticket would you?"
"I must certainly do.IF you leave me your card, I'll see that you receive two..three?..."
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 22, 2008 3:34:44 GMT
"Are you trying to bribe me, young man?" the officer asked indignantly, "because if you are I'll be forced to......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 22, 2008 21:00:14 GMT
....arrest you, and look into your immigration status here. Now, anything you want to say to persuade me not to....
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Post by catdishy on Jan 22, 2008 21:40:21 GMT
Fortunately, just then, the police officer's attention was diverted by cries of "Help!Help"Stop Him!!HE's got a gun!!!" and he hurried off in the direction of the disturbance. Rufus let out a heavy sigh of relief and decided he'd had enough for one afternoon. He hailed a cab and got in , just in time to see....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 23, 2008 11:46:30 GMT
.....a shooting star between two skyscrapers, so he closed his eyes and made a wish for...
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Post by catdishy on Jan 23, 2008 22:03:40 GMT
everyone in the world to be free of suffering and the root of suffering...and to get a fabulous movie offer very soon...then, feeling much perkier, decided to get out of the cab and have a latte in Chelsea before...
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 24, 2008 3:20:11 GMT
.....heading back to the theater for tonight's performance. The latte was delicious and very hot. Rufus took a long drink and discovered to his horror that the liquid was so hot it scorched his mouth and throat! With the performance only hours away he......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 24, 2008 22:09:22 GMT
....ordered a tub of ice-cream to cool his throat, but was told it was off the menu as the refrigeration had broken down. In desperation, he...
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Post by catdishy on Jan 24, 2008 23:33:42 GMT
flung some money on the table and bolted into the street ..in pain, he scooped up handfuls of grungy looking snow from a parked automobile roof and swallowed as much as could, handful after handful til his mouth and tongue were almost numb...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 26, 2008 16:29:38 GMT
....and then he had a horrible feeling he'd swallowed the....
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Post by catdishy on Jan 26, 2008 21:24:53 GMT
pigeonpoop as well. ...he barfed up whatever , and that felt really horrible...grabbing his throat, eyes bulging out....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 27, 2008 0:16:50 GMT
...and then he realised flashbulbs were popping all around and...
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Post by catdishy on Jan 27, 2008 2:06:20 GMT
wiping his face on his sleeve as elegantly as he could, he muttered "oh,f... off, you parasites", then gave them the smoulder for real...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 27, 2008 8:36:57 GMT
...and then realised that could have been a bad mistake, as that night he had to publicise....
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