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Post by rueful on Mar 29, 2009 3:19:41 GMT
writing a comedy based on his experiences during the time he....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 29, 2009 11:47:02 GMT
....was a penniless acting student. He'd include the time he....
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Post by rueful on Mar 29, 2009 15:35:05 GMT
went into a fancy restaurant and pretended to be an Italian tourist who didn't speak any English and who had lost his wallet and .....
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Mar 30, 2009 15:41:42 GMT
scammed the restaraunt for a manicotti, some bread sticks and a glass of Vino. Of course he regretted this and immediatly...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 30, 2009 21:00:52 GMT
.....thought about going back and offering to pay. Then he thought......
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Post by anniebanani on Mar 30, 2009 23:27:47 GMT
.......about the time that the maitre'd at that very same restaurant ran off with his fiance. The more he thought about it.......
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Post by peach on Mar 31, 2009 1:57:07 GMT
the angrier he became and decided the hell with paying his tab so he decided instead to go ahead with his original plan of .......................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 31, 2009 19:18:12 GMT
....seeing what else he could get away with. He sneaked into the kitchens, put on a chef's hat and.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 1, 2009 1:15:51 GMT
yet another accent, which he hoped sounded Eastern European. "I am the new assistant, just arrived from...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 1, 2009 20:50:25 GMT
....umm.....Transylvania. I'm here to.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 2, 2009 4:57:39 GMT
(lol!)
help chop the vegetables. Just keep away the garlic and....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 2, 2009 21:17:14 GMT
......keep the blinds down. And remember I can only work the night shift and can't.....
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Post by peach on Apr 4, 2009 2:28:11 GMT
cook with garlic or radishes (a little known fact about transalvanians) and strictly vegan meals as straying from this will cause much.............................
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 4, 2009 17:32:29 GMT
......hilarity since I can't actually cook. Oh, but I'm an expert at.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 5, 2009 4:59:29 GMT
charming any female customers (and actually most male customers) who are dissatisfied with their meals, so feel free to send me into the dining room as needed." When Rufus was finished with this speech, the pastry chef....
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