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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 5, 2009 11:50:37 GMT
.....sighed, and started to hand him an apron and hat to wear.
He then realised this young man had started off with an Eastern European accent, and was now speaking with a distinct.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 5, 2009 16:29:44 GMT
Irish brogue. Thorougly confused, he asked the new fellow, "So I suppose you're an expert on potatoes," to which Rufus replied,
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 6, 2009 21:43:39 GMT
..."Oh, yes. Show me a chip and I'll......
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Post by rueful on Apr 7, 2009 1:12:14 GMT
show you 10 or 12 different ways to eat it." This confused the chef even further, so he just pointed to....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 8, 2009 10:44:36 GMT
.....the exit and ordered Rufus to go.
Another story he'd include from his penniless drama student days was when, for a bet, he slept in a....
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Post by rueful on Apr 9, 2009 14:14:44 GMT
girls' dormitory by dressing in....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 9, 2009 18:14:29 GMT
....a nun's habit. Unfortunately, he forgot to.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 9, 2009 19:01:54 GMT
shave, and by the time the sun rose the stubble was quite obvious, causing several girls to...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 10, 2009 11:03:12 GMT
...swoon as they saw him sleeping there. They whispered among themselves, not sure if.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 10, 2009 15:21:54 GMT
it was best to wake him with a kiss or by.....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 11, 2009 10:51:41 GMT
........sneaking up and pouncing on him. Unknown to them, he had.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 11, 2009 23:44:18 GMT
already awakened, and was just waiting to....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 13, 2009 11:57:33 GMT
...sneak out again when he realised he was the centre of attention. Deciding to brazen it out, he.....
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Post by rueful on Apr 22, 2009 14:01:44 GMT
stood up and said, in his best old woman voice, "Girls, don't you know it's not polite to stare? My hairy chin is quite an embarrassment to me." Then he....
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Post by peach on Apr 23, 2009 0:48:44 GMT
straightened himself out as best he could careful not to bring too much attention to himself and.................
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