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Post by anglophile on Oct 23, 2011 2:59:14 GMT
Poof!! You are now six inches taller, but your clothes are now so short you cannot appear in public without displaying your you-know-what, so you are confined to your house when rufus makes a surprise visit to your neighborhood and you can only see the top of his head from your window because of the vast crowd following him down the street and chanting "We are family."
I wish future brother-in-law's name was caspar sewell.
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Post by anyother on Oct 23, 2011 11:00:55 GMT
Your wish is granted, but it's because your sister marries Rufus...
I wish I had the time to go to the Rooftop meeting in London.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 23, 2011 11:07:55 GMT
(ooh, you both are really cruel!  ) You do have time to go......but it gets moved to Amsterdam at the last moment....and even worse, you spot Rufus on the tarmac as your flight takes off..... I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. |
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Post by anyother on Oct 23, 2011 11:11:44 GMT
(what? Mean? What about you? The tarmac scene makes me cry...)
You don't have to go to work, as you feel ill suddenly. The next day when you go to work you find out your colleague's deleted your Rufus-screensaver by accident.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 23, 2011 11:27:51 GMT
(ha-ha, plenty more pics where that one came from!)
Next wish to twist, anyother?
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Post by anglophile on Oct 23, 2011 11:57:00 GMT
anyother left no wish to twist because she is very nervous that I might repay her for that most distressing change in my family.
I, however, shall proceed on her behalf and wish that both Rufus and I might join some farout religious sect that encourages men to wed all the sisters in one family and love them madly forever.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 23, 2011 13:05:34 GMT
You do, but then he realises he loves only one person, leaves, and comes to my house!
I wish that were true!
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Post by kitty on Oct 23, 2011 19:40:47 GMT
It is true, and Rufus does come to your house, but unfortunately it's to visit your cat.
I wish my cat would clean out his own litterbox.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 23, 2011 21:33:34 GMT
S/he does learn how to do that.....but shreds your entire collection of Rufus DVDs and pictures to use as kitty litter.
I wish I could roller skate.
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Post by anglophile on Oct 24, 2011 2:48:53 GMT
and you can, my dear, but it is now illegal because roller skaters are notorious for destroying crawling insect that might be the ultimate answer to world peace, so you end up in solitary confinement and can no longer watch rufus films, or be in touch with rooftoppers or eat chocolate and your only human contact is with a guard that is the spitting image of james franco and i can't think of any other terrible stuff that doesn't involve politics or religion.
I wish i could be in a better mood tomorrow.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 24, 2011 21:14:12 GMT
You are - but you were in such a bad mood today that you've lost all your friends and nobody will talk to you.
I wish I had a bigger home.
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Post by kitty on Oct 24, 2011 21:43:36 GMT
You do have a bigger home, but now it's sooo big it takes you 2 weeks to clean it, so by the time you're done, you have to start over again.
I wish I could watch Rufus make a movie.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 26, 2011 12:23:33 GMT
Well, the producers let you - but because it's a closed set, they lock you up in a tower every evening, make you watch from 100 yards away, and don't release you until after the premiere, just in case you give away any of the plot.
I wish it would stop raining.
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Post by joyceinva on Oct 26, 2011 17:16:43 GMT
It has stopped raining and now you realize that what you thought was the noise of rain on the roof is really squirrels in the attic.
I wish chocolate was non-fattening.
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Post by kissmekate on Oct 26, 2011 17:39:54 GMT
It is - but only the very dark and bitter kind.
I wish the cold season wouldn't last for six months.
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