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Post by anglophile on Dec 4, 2011 1:16:16 GMT
wish them good luck, since I don't have a garden. (but I suppose my flower bed and front porch qualify on this side of the ocean, so i'd probably say they could sleep in my swing if they don't mind sharing it with the family of raccoons who apparently come to call every evening.)
what would you do if a raccoon made himself at home in your house?
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Post by kitty on Dec 4, 2011 20:37:16 GMT
Sick my kitty on him.
What would you do if the raccoon chewed up all the gifts under the tree?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 12, 2011 0:55:23 GMT
Make a raccoon hat!
What would you do if the presents were saved, but had teethmarks in them?
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Post by anglophile on Dec 12, 2011 1:11:24 GMT
advertise them in a 'yard' sale, 'garage' sale, 'jumble' sale (whatever) as 'naturally distressed endangered wildlife relics."
what would you do if Rufus showed and wanted to buy the lot?
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Post by kissmekate on Dec 12, 2011 12:42:23 GMT
ROFL!  Back on topic: let him have the whole lot at a good price and invite him in for a latte and cookies. What would you do if he refused, saying he was on a diet? |
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Post by anyother on Dec 12, 2011 19:05:42 GMT
Offer tea and talk!
What would you do if he said he didn't have time to stay?
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Post by anglophile on Dec 12, 2011 19:25:13 GMT
tell him i had excellent credentials as a speedy driver (the local highway patrol can attest) and volunteer to be his chauffeur.
What would you do if he suggested you carry his luggage for him?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 12, 2011 20:49:56 GMT
Hope it wasn't too much!
What would you do if he thought you were trying to steal his stuff?
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Post by kitty on Dec 12, 2011 23:04:23 GMT
Give him a good tongue lashing, and assure him I'd never do such a thing, lol.
What would you do, if you were carrying his suitcase, and it flew open, and everything fell to the ground?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 14, 2011 11:22:09 GMT
Hope he wasn't mad at me.
What would you do if he stomped off in a huff?
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Post by kitty on Dec 15, 2011 23:40:50 GMT
Find it hard to believe, but I'd stomp off in a huff after him, and also apologize for dumping his stuff! lol
What would you do if when you dumped his stuff, a very special souvenir got broken?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 30, 2011 0:07:05 GMT
Try to mend it.
What would you do if you superglued yourself to Rufus's front door?
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Post by anglophile on Dec 30, 2011 1:30:37 GMT
Hope he used it go get in and out of his house on a regular basis.
What would you do if you discovered Rufus was secretly married to a nymphette without the sense God gave a goldfish?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 30, 2011 10:52:52 GMT
Get a divorce lawyer, pronto!
What would you do if said lawyer also fancied Rufus and somehow managed to get herself married to him?
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 2, 2012 9:05:33 GMT
Get another divorce lawyer ;D
What would you do if Rufus announced he'd quit acting by end of this year?
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