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Post by rueful on Aug 9, 2011 13:59:21 GMT
"And Dobby walked down the path to his freedom ... and lived happily ever after with his pretty wife and twelve sets of house-elf triplets ..." LOL! Wouldn't that have been a nice ending for poor Dobby. |
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 9, 2011 14:04:42 GMT
He'd have deserved it, the little chap ...
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Post by megagem on Aug 9, 2011 14:45:01 GMT
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Post by rueful on Aug 9, 2011 17:12:42 GMT
I was actually going to put Professor Flitwick at the beginning before deciding Dobby was funnier. Would there have been a Rufus-related story for him? ;D  Swish and flick. Swish and flick. Swish and flick. |
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Post by anyother on Aug 9, 2011 17:19:03 GMT
Rueful, that was SO funny - yes, even Dobby would have been better than no Rufus in the HP movies....
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 9, 2011 17:25:13 GMT
Sorry to hijack your idea, rueful (Flitwick is brilliant!), but this one just popped into my mind:  Welcome to Divination. My name is Professor Trelawney. You may not have seen me before. I find that descending too often into the hustle and bustle of the main school clouds my Inner Eye. My dear boy - my poor dear boy - no - it is kinder not to say - no - don't ask me... The Grim, my dear, the Grim! The giant, spectral dog that haunts churchyards! My dear boy, it is an omen - the worst omen - of death! (Maybe someone should have told him that Kate is a girl?!) |
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Post by anyother on Aug 9, 2011 17:26:32 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Keep it up, I like this series!
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Post by wichiwoman on Aug 9, 2011 17:51:46 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Keep it up, I like this series! I second that! |
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Post by megagem on Aug 9, 2011 21:54:00 GMT
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Post by welshdragon on Aug 10, 2011 7:55:55 GMT
 Defence of the Dark Arts? You don't want a dandy like Gilderoy Lockart - you want a warrior!  What do you mean I can't hurt anyone? Where's the fun in that?! |
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 10, 2011 8:07:26 GMT
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 10, 2011 9:37:24 GMT
 <voiceover> There was this young Transfiguration professor called Rupert ... no ... Rufus, Rufus Sewell. A very nice man - always impeccably dressed, clever and immensely popular, especially with the girls ... ... who flocked to the library under some pretext whenever he was there, lounging casually on a chair, looking oh-so-seductive (there was never any misbehaving on his part, but he had to fend off some senior female students' advances all the time). Alas, he's no longer there. Dumbledore had to replace him with Professor McGonagall when Snape started the rumour there was something improper going on between the headmaster and the pretty professor and the Ministry got wind of it. (Although Snape was just being jealous, as always.) It has been said that he went on to the US under a false name. Sometimes, when nobody's looking, he's still practicing his magic. This toad is supposed to have turned into a nice blonde girl with a gun. |
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Post by welshdragon on Aug 10, 2011 10:59:23 GMT
OMG! Love that picture of him in the grey suit! I need to lie down now  |
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Post by kissmekate on Aug 10, 2011 11:04:30 GMT
I'll send Dr. Hood round to administer first aid ;D I love those photos, too, there are a few more in the same series. My favourite is the first one with the braces/suspenders |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 10, 2011 14:26:05 GMT
<wanders in> <wanders back out to check name of this forum> <wanders back in and looks at the names on the Cap-its.....scratches head.......wanders back out again>  What's that, GE2? You don't know what they're all talking about? Well, I suppose there had to be ONE person in the world who hasn't read Harry Potter.....  |
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