Sarcastic recaps of Eleventh Hour

[kate2009]

Mar 13, 2009 4:49:53 GMT rueful said:

I will try to be as optimistic as you are, Kate.

Maybe,It's beacause you love him so much.

hehe.


Rachel
Hood,why Genevieve call you Dr. Rufus but call me Rachel Young?

Hood
No,I think she hates me.

Rachel
No,don't pay attention to her,she can't get enough of you.Did both of you agree to keep quiet about it ,you know,in pubilc?

Hood
Really?

Rachel
She like you.

Hood
......

[rueful]

LOL, Kate! You're right, she's not fooling anyone. Genevieve insults Young because she is jealous of her for getting to be with "Dr Rufus."

[rueful]

Well, here is the review for Olfactus:

www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=18187

as well as a few personal remarks on her livejournal:

glvalentine.livejournal.com/

I must say, it wasn't as funny to me as the Subway review. At first I was surprised, because there was so much SLUDGE (my favorite new acronym, stolen from the Subway episode) to work with. However, then I realized that Olfactus was so bad that it temporarily disabled not only anyone connected with it but also those unfortunate enough to view it, sucking out their talent (and possibly their will to live).

I'm almost glad we have a couple of weeks to recuperate!

[tipou]

oh that gal is toooo funny.

[rueful]

I didn't think it was her best review (meaning funniest, not most positive), but I loved this one:

FBI Agent Young, observing Sleepover Protocol, leaves a message on the guy’s phone that his date was assisting the FBI with an important case. Your tax dollars at work!

I like her use of "Sleepover Protocol" since it's kind of the perfect description of what the male writers apparently think "chicks" would do for each other, even a highly trained FBI agent who might have, say a report or two to fill out and a crazy perfume-making scientist to arrest.

[kate2009]

Mar 20, 2009 0:44:58 GMT rueful said:

Well, here is the review for Olfactus:

www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=18187
quote]


This article's angle is so bad.
There just one girl died because perfume,but one man suicided,one man was shot,two men (at least) by arrested.

I don't like EH this week,but I think women is not the point.

[rueful]

One last time, for your amusement:

glvalentine.livejournal.com/

and www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=24596

[Famke]

The Great Googly............OMG........

She is toooooo FUNNY.

[numbat]

I know this thread is quite old, but i stumbled upon it while i was having a nose around the EH page and thought that some of the more recently arrived amongst us might get a chuckle from it (i know i have!!!!!)

We're all having a bit of jacob love at the moment with the DVD release, judy's screencaps and TV screening in Aus & UK, and while there's not much jacob love here - especially as she calls him Dr Rufus which cracks me up as well - i think she's just supressing her true feelings

I have been laughing out loud - a lot - and yes i feel bad because some of the things she says are just downright mean, but they're as funny as hell!!!!

I like this one:

Dr. Rufus replied the way I suspect Rufus Sewell replies to that question in real life, by immediately impregnating several women through the power of his saucy stare.

glvalentine.livejournal.com/tag/eleventh+hour

Click on the links in her journal to go to Tor.com for more. Hehehehe...................



Later.............
I just read this one and it's freaking hilarious (read the comments at the end too!!!!) So much for me doing anything productive today
glvalentine.livejournal.com/133142.html#cutid1




Later again ....................

Oh, no, he's just going to communicate with drawings. He draws himself as a stick figure with a lot of curly hair and an atom above his head. "I like science," he says. I worry that I'm finding this hot. STOP SPEAKING SO HOTLY, DR. RUFUS, DAMN, GIRL IS ONLY SIXTEEN.

Please go and read these yourself, sob




Even later again ...................
I'm sorry, i promise this is the last one

(Also, they have clearly rethought the "I'll be just down the hall" game, since they're both lounging around his hotel room watching the laptop Science Display Graphic like it's a porno. You know what I would really love? If this show had them sleeping together and didn't even make it a plot point. It would just be like, "Hi, I'm Dr. Rufus, this is Agent Marley, my FBI handler, we've been sleeping together for about three years. Where's the crime scene?")

So late that i now have to go & pick the kids up from school..................
I HAD to include this one (i think you'll know why!!!!!)

It's nighttime! Jesse is dead, because his mom is a single mother. Or, because the kid playing his little brother is reading his line phonetically. Talk about lack of affect, you guys. "Jesse. Jesse. Jesse. [goes to Mom's room] Mom-why-is-Jesse-so-cold." It's like James Franco dubbed this kid.

and this one coz it made me laugh:

Lizzie knows Rufus! She read his paper on dark matter. She wanted him to win the Nobel Prize!...in her pants. Rufus looks like he wouldn't mind, but Marley coughs them back to the task at hand.

I'm going now ;D

[tipou]

Oct 29, 2009 5:49:36 GMT numbat said:

We're all having a bit of jacob love at the moment with the DVD release, judy's screencaps and TV screening in Aus & UK

WE??? WE???
who is WE???

WE in canada have no dvd release.

WAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!
(kleenex please.)
anyway. happy bday rufus.

[maz]

Absolutely hilarius, thanks numbat!

[judypatooty]

Oh dear me. Now I KNOW I'm not getting any work done today.

ROTFLMAO!!!

[francesca]

OMG Kerry ROFLMAPYP
where did you find it ? Can't stop laughing especially about Rufus "impregnating several women with the power of his saucy stare" .. sheds a completely different light on Petruchio's wanting Katherine to have all his babies !!!!

LOVED IT

BTW.... I will be raising a G&T to the birthday boy about 9.00pm if any one wants to join me .

[numbat]

Hahahaha frannie - what does ROFLMAPYP stand for?? (can't work out the last three letters)

[francesca]

itmeans p**ing in your pants .....got it from a accronym site with second thoughts perhaps it should be in PMP( in my pants) ..any way you get the picture...and I was .