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Post by peach on Jan 19, 2009 21:25:21 GMT
I'm in agreement with TP, it's not personal, just don't think he can act. In fact overacting would be a better description.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 19, 2009 22:16:56 GMT
Maybe I'll start up my own casting agency then....  I'll take Nighy with me. ;D |
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Post by tipou on Jan 20, 2009 2:27:36 GMT
we dont even have a proper story yet, and we already have mutiny!
WE DID IT!
WE MADE IT TO HOLLYWOOD!!!!!
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 20, 2009 19:19:05 GMT
Yeah I was being a smartass.
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Post by peach on Jan 21, 2009 0:50:09 GMT
I want a percentage of the gross and points.
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Post by tipou on Jan 21, 2009 1:18:51 GMT
ENOUGH PEOPLE!
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A STORY YET !!!
that's it, i start working!!!!!
i will write a police story. it will be very dark and there will be redemption at the end. and it will feature rufus sewell and hugh laurie as cops searching for a serial rapist, and rufus will fall in love with hugh's daughter who will be played by (blank). and it will be directed by stephen spielberg but he will be working under an alias.
it will be full of damaged characters with hearts of gold. except for dennis hopper who will meet the most horrible death ever (i wont tell you how, but it involves a roll of saran wrap and several tins of grade a peas).
and if you dont all make nice immediately you will not be invited to the premiere where the leads will give a big kiss to every one i point them to.
so there you go.
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Post by peach on Jan 21, 2009 1:39:24 GMT
Well OK then. I do hope you get rid of Hopper's character in the first reel. Will Ruf and Hugh be speaking in their natural voices?
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Post by tipou on Jan 21, 2009 1:43:48 GMT
of course, it's going to be filmed in england. want to be executive producer? let me know, i have chairs printed with cast & crew's names tomorrow.
working title: "in deep S**t" - because as of now we have no budget. i proposed the leads a percentage of the sale of the name-printed chairs, none answered so far.
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Post by peach on Jan 21, 2009 3:08:28 GMT
Great title that, very catchy!!!!
I'll have to find a money bags as filming on location requires permits, passports, work visa's you name it, make sure Ruf get's a nice motor coach. One that might fit several dozen people maybe. My sister has a few contacts perhaps I can ask her to lend me her rolodex.
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Post by tipou on Jan 21, 2009 3:25:32 GMT
i just have not decided: PG13, or PG18? i kind of know what DGD will say on this one.
and also, i wonder if i could get someone really cool to work on the music. something moody with tribal drums, with very modern bits.
and i have to decide about the female lead.
oh! decisions, decisions!
you think that, if i throw in daily massages and bed time stories, the leads might decide to finally sign?
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Post by peach on Jan 21, 2009 3:27:51 GMT
Sandra Bullock, how about her? She's quite talented and doesn't look like all the other actresses out there. (i.e.blond hair blue eyes and average age 18)
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Post by tipou on Jan 21, 2009 3:42:26 GMT
Sandra Bullock, how about her? She's quite talented and doesn't look like all the other actresses out there. (i.e.blond hair blue eyes and average age 18) hmmmm i dont know, remember, she has to be young enough to be hugh's daughter. but she might play hugh's sister. or another detective. yeah. she would make a great detective. can she do a british accent? maybe we should hire rufus' gf to play hugh's daughter? i dont even know if she is a good actress. [glow=red,2,300]IN DEEP S**t[/glow]
STARING RUFUS SEWELL HUGH LAURIE SANDRA BULLOCK WITH DENNIS HOPPER AS THE SARAN-WRAP-AND-GRADE-"A"-PEA KILLER A TALE ABOUT DARK CRIMES, HONOUR, TRAGIC LOVE, RADISHES, AND CUTE BRITS  PEACH, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR TIPOU, PRODUCER DIRECTED BY S.S. i dont know... it has a certain... je ne sais quoi.... |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 21, 2009 12:53:21 GMT
I hate radishes *burp*
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Jan 21, 2009 16:24:59 GMT
Whaht my name is not in the credits?
What about Scarlett Johanssen as the female lead? And I say we rate it R...for intense violence and sexual situations.
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Post by tipou on Jan 22, 2009 1:18:27 GMT
a love story between scarlett & rufus? oh my... i feel faint... crowds will fill theaters worldwide! you are a genius, DGD, so i put you in the credit as a writer, i write the police story, you take care of the sex scenes. and dont come telling me i never did anything for you. rater R it will be. yes, siree. wegonnaberich. and, GE2, sorry, you stole bill nighy, i keep the radishes. [glow=red,2,300]IN DEEP S**t[/glow]
STARING RUFUS SEWELL HUGH LAURIE SCARLETT JOHANSSEN SANDRA BULLOCK WITH DENNIS HOPPER AS THE SARAN-WRAP-AND-GRADE-"A"-PEA KILLER A TALE ABOUT DARK CRIMES, HONOUR, TRAGIC LOVE, RADISHES, AND CUTE BRITS WRITTEN MY TIPOU AND DIRTYGIRLDIVA PEACH, EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR TIPOU, PRODUCER DIRECTED BY S.S. i just wish the male leads would kindly confirm their involvement with the project though. i offered a cut from the sales of the directors chairs, daily massages, bed time stories, and today i added nerve balls and a day at the go-karts. i hope they wont be turning all hollywood on me, i mean, that's an offer that cannot be refused. |
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