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Post by wichiwoman on Oct 14, 2009 16:44:08 GMT
I'm taking my kid out of school for an extended vacation. Please save up all his homework.
What should you never say to your beloved when setting your pc wallpaper to Rufus's February calendar pic?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 14, 2009 23:48:24 GMT
I wish your bum was as nice as his.
What should you never say to GE2?
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Post by wichiwoman on Oct 15, 2009 16:49:03 GMT
Quit posting pics and news of Rufus. We're bored and have moved on to someone else.
What should you never say during a staff meeting?
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Post by judypatooty on Oct 16, 2009 14:29:29 GMT
This is boring. You all finish talking. I'm going back to my office and play computer games.
What are you unlikely to hear the clerk say as she rings up your purchases at the grocery store?
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Post by rueful on Oct 16, 2009 14:31:34 GMT
I'm sorry. I don't have time for this right now....I've got to find a word that starts with the letter X.
What are you unlikely to hear in a police station?
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Post by judypatooty on Oct 16, 2009 14:33:02 GMT
Does this bulletproof vest make my butt look big?
What are you unlikely to hear in a fire station?
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Post by rueful on Oct 16, 2009 14:34:43 GMT
(LOL!)
Ever since I was a little boy, I've had a giant crush on Smokey the Bear.
What are you unlikely to hear in a post office?
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Post by wichiwoman on Oct 16, 2009 14:37:25 GMT
Oh sure, your Tiffany lamp will be shipped from KS to Bora-Bora safe and sound and in one piece!
What should you never hear from your hair-sylist?
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Post by judypatooty on Oct 16, 2009 14:41:25 GMT
(I'm going to see mine tomorrow! Yikes!)
Oh honey, there's nothing I can do to make your hair look any better.
What are you unlikely to hear from the clerk helping you shop for a new bra?
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Post by rueful on Oct 16, 2009 14:43:41 GMT
Oh, you're so firm that don't need to wear a bra!
What should you never say to your mother?
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Post by wichiwoman on Oct 17, 2009 14:25:49 GMT
I just lost my job and need to move back with you. Oh, and I'm pregnant again by who-knows-who.
What should you never say to your beloved after a romantic evening?
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Post by judypatooty on Oct 17, 2009 14:31:53 GMT
That was okay, I guess, but you'll never excite me nearly as much as Rufus does.
What are you unlikely to hear your gynecologist say after your annual pelvic exam?
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Post by wichiwoman on Oct 17, 2009 14:48:37 GMT
Oops, I left something in there. Feet back in the stirrups, please.
What do you hope never to hear from your neighbor?
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Post by judypatooty on Oct 17, 2009 14:50:05 GMT
(Accompanied by a leering grin) Sounds like you had some "fun" last night. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
What do you never want to hear Rufus Sewell say in an interview?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 17, 2009 20:46:01 GMT
I was so inspired by Prior Philip that I'm giving up acting and becoming a monk.
What would you never say to the person who rammed your car?
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