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dippyponge So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 5,022	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 17, 2009 23:15:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dippyponge on Oct 17, 2009 23:15:06 GMT No, thats fine, please feel free to ram my car whenever. What would you never hear a news presenter say?

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 0:01:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 18, 2009 0:01:33 GMT Well, nothing's happened today, so let's have a sing-song. All together now.... What would you never hear Joan Rivers say?

tipou So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 1,081	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 0:47:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tipou on Oct 18, 2009 0:47:50 GMT (nothing, five seconds of silence) what would you never hear at a lawyer's office?

peach So Sew(ell) me! My favourite day is a happy accident." - Rufus Sewell Posts: 3,660	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 0:58:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by peach on Oct 18, 2009 0:58:21 GMT " I lied" What would you never hear at a tea party?
	"He's a beast, Rufus, an absolute beast! He gives off pheromones like abattoirs give off excrements. It is quite extraordinary! You have to nail some people down when Rufus walks into a room ." - Stephen Fry on actor and co-star, Rufus Sewell

tipou So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 1,081	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 1:03:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tipou on Oct 18, 2009 1:03:10 GMT "(burp) hey, mildred, my gal, bring me the bourbon, presto!!!" what would you never hear at wal-mart.

peach So Sew(ell) me! My favourite day is a happy accident." - Rufus Sewell Posts: 3,660	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 1:24:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by peach on Oct 18, 2009 1:24:01 GMT Excuse me but where can I find the caviar? What would you never hear at a car dealership?
	"He's a beast, Rufus, an absolute beast! He gives off pheromones like abattoirs give off excrements. It is quite extraordinary! You have to nail some people down when Rufus walks into a room ." - Stephen Fry on actor and co-star, Rufus Sewell

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 10:07:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 18, 2009 10:07:21 GMT I must be honest, this car has had fifteen previous owners. What won't you hear in a lottery queue/line?

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 14:16:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Oct 18, 2009 14:16:29 GMT I hope I don't win. I really just enjoy flushing my money down the toilet. What are you unlikely to hear a furniture salesman say?

dippyponge So Sew(ell) me! Posts: 5,022	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 22:18:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dippyponge on Oct 18, 2009 22:18:05 GMT this isn't really a furniture shop. No it's actually the fan girls secret Rufus spying location!! What would you never hear at a Rock Concert?

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 18, 2009 22:32:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 18, 2009 22:32:36 GMT And the first hymn will be.... What isn't a good thing to say to your next-door neighbour?

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 19, 2009 17:07:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Oct 19, 2009 17:07:49 GMT Could you turn up your stereo? I'm missing out on some of the lyrics. What are you unlikely to hear the maitre d' at a fancy restaurant say?

wichiwoman Guest	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 19, 2009 17:15:29 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by wichiwoman on Oct 19, 2009 17:15:29 GMT Today's blue plate special is.... What are you most likely not going to hear at your eye doctors office?

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 20, 2009 15:49:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Oct 20, 2009 15:49:59 GMT Now, cross your eyes and keep them that way for 15 minutes. What are you unlikely to hear an interior designer say when she sees your home?

GreenEyesToo Administrator Posts: 59,235	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 20, 2009 20:09:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GreenEyesToo on Oct 20, 2009 20:09:40 GMT OMG, it's perfect! Don't change a thing! What are you unlikely to say to your best friend?

judypatooty Moderator Posts: 13,345	Things You're Unlikely to Hear.... Oct 29, 2009 16:08:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by judypatooty on Oct 29, 2009 16:08:25 GMT I hate you! You're horrible! Why do I hang around with you? What are you unlikely to hear an Olympic gymnast say?