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Post by anglophile on Nov 27, 2011 22:04:22 GMT
he rolled his eyes and called himself an unflattering name for overlooking the fact that not a single one of his fangirls had ever ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 28, 2011 22:18:26 GMT
.....given their real names or addresses so the list was useless, except as a....
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Post by kitty on Dec 1, 2011 23:04:01 GMT
....a liner for the litter box. Luckily,...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 1, 2011 23:50:27 GMT
...he had other ways of finding out their real names, such as....
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Post by anglophile on Dec 2, 2011 4:15:05 GMT
...consulting the online listing of the most beautiful and intelligent women in the civilized world. He found this to be a very credible source and was quickly able to establish ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 2, 2011 20:10:52 GMT
.....that he was completely wrong! He decided instead to put his detective skills to good use and Googled.....
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Post by kitty on Dec 3, 2011 20:28:50 GMT
his favorite fangirl, when suddenly....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 3, 2011 23:11:06 GMT
....out of nowhere fell a squirming, shrill little....
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Post by anglophile on Dec 4, 2011 1:27:54 GMT
raccoon, who had found its way into Rufus' home and seemed determined to make it his own. Rufus tried to evict his unwelcome guest, be he quickly discovered the little creature had more rights than he did and so he was forced to ....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 4, 2011 11:24:46 GMT
.....climb up on the top of Sewell Towers and yell out for....
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Post by kitty on Dec 4, 2011 20:55:04 GMT
...his best bud Bill to bring the raccoon repellant.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 4, 2011 22:16:11 GMT
He forgot that this had the most awful stink, and his neighbours were furious that once again he...
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Post by joyceinva on Dec 5, 2011 13:58:16 GMT
had made the neighborhood uninhabitable. They got up a petition....
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Post by anglophile on Dec 5, 2011 14:30:46 GMT
to ask him to move, but then someone realized all the light and love and peace and joy and happiness -- not to mention opportunities to lust -- would be forever lost to their neighborhood if Rurus left, so they decided to put up with a little stink and, instead, invited him to ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 5, 2011 20:45:19 GMT
.....leave the neighbourhood because they were also annoyed with all the....
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