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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 9, 2006 21:20:23 GMT
...there was a handsome, dark-haired, green-eyed mortal called Rufus.
He was very successful in his work and highly respected, but he had one big problem - he kept on having flashbacks to his teenage years, when he...
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Post by ruthy on Nov 10, 2006 15:37:38 GMT
No idea how to play this but how about: ........when he got medicated on CSB and snogged his mate's Mum?
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Post by britfan2 on Nov 11, 2006 18:48:30 GMT
When he woke up beside her, he realized his mistake & immediately started putting together a plan to explain the horrific blunder to his mate who found them together, so he said.......
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Shecreature
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Post by Shecreature on Nov 14, 2006 1:19:07 GMT
"look mate... I was cold and wet and she was hot and bovvered.. anyway you already know how I get hot for older women.. now put that down .." he said as he bolted towards very big, very nasty-looking...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 16, 2006 0:33:48 GMT
...giant purple kitten, which playfully batted our hero with its giant paw - this sent him flying up into the stratosphere, where to his great surprise he saw...
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Post by Shecreature on Nov 16, 2006 1:04:31 GMT
P*u*s*s*y Galore... all dressed up in red leather chaps, a body suit and riding crop who said to him ...
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Post by friarpark225 on Nov 16, 2006 4:15:00 GMT
yo...watup in the house?
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Nov 18, 2006 4:04:30 GMT
Errrmm (said Rufus nervously)....what are you doing with that riding crop? Don't you think it's a bit...
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Post by ruthy on Nov 18, 2006 17:26:43 GMT
Early for that sort of stuff? I've only just met you and we haven't even done that thing with the whipped cream and the handcuffs yet. How about we....
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Post by Shecreature on Nov 26, 2006 9:50:41 GMT
... start with a few cold ones and proceed directly to...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 19, 2006 22:21:36 GMT
...jail! Don't you know I'm under age?
And anyway, I'm already in enough trouble for...
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Post by ree on Dec 19, 2006 23:51:29 GMT
trying to seduce every woman on my messageboard without them finding out about one another, so why don't we just.....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 20, 2006 1:54:44 GMT
(sorry, I'm laughing too much to continue  *deep breaths...calmmmmmm*) ...pretend I'm not just an ugly duckling who currently looks like a younger Griff Rhys Jones, but instead the utterly gorgeous swan I'll turn into when I hit 39, THEN all the message-board gals will... |
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Post by ree on Dec 20, 2006 2:45:45 GMT
;D obsess over me incessantly buying every movie & tape I've ever made, anything just to see my face & hear my voice, to the extent that they will have no money for food. Their children will starve crying Mother we cannot live on Rufus alone!!! Their husbands will despair of ever satisfing them and will bellow, I cannot possibly be expected to compete with this man's sexual prowness. I am taking the children & we.....
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Post by ree on Dec 20, 2006 2:46:57 GMT
woops he meant prowess.
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oh what a rogue and peasant slave... [/b][/color]
*deep breaths...calmmmmmm*)