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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 20, 2006 23:37:31 GMT
...are going to live in a Rufusless land, where women worship us and...
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Post by ree on Dec 21, 2006 5:33:40 GMT
Wait a minute, what's that, there are no women in Rufuslessland  On second thought maybe we should all just go to....... |
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Post by sevensisters on Dec 24, 2006 16:44:41 GMT
...Disneyland, where the children could be entertained while I...
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Post by ree on Dec 29, 2006 0:45:39 GMT
Introduce myself to Snow White. You're not the only one who has a crush on a celebrity! HUH! What say ye to that wench?
(Please note that the poor ignored husband has become delusional from forced listening to Dr. Syn)
Answer me wench!!!
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 29, 2006 0:49:32 GMT
"Sorry, poor ignored husband" said Snow White, somewhat distractedly, " but you'll have to excuse me, only the last part of Dr Syn is on soon, and I must...
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Post by ree on Dec 31, 2006 16:11:42 GMT
certainly not miss it or my endorphin levels will plummet.
Believe me when I say even the seven (shorter of stature) guys don't want to.....
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 1, 2007 23:29:46 GMT
...mess with a babe with low endorphin levels. The consequences would be...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 4, 2007 3:43:17 GMT
...too awful to contemplate. Unless..." - he thought hopefully - "...unless I just wait and see what happens when Dr Syn is no more. I mean, they'll have to cope somehow, won't they, and in Rufuslessland they'll have to turn to -"
"WAIT!" cried another voice. Young Rufus stepped forward. "Rufuslessland? There's no such place, for I live in the...
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Post by ree on Jan 5, 2007 5:43:09 GMT
Hearts & minds of all your women where I never age,  never offend, never disappoint, & never fail to thrill. Sorry to be the one to break the news but..... |
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 5, 2007 13:58:00 GMT
...declared Snow White, "but living in the hearts and minds of all women is not good enough for me! I want you all to myself!"
Unbeknownst to our hero, Snow White has a magic potion given to her by the Wicked Queen (of mirror, mirror fame) and it will....
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Post by ree on Jan 6, 2007 5:48:03 GMT
intoxicate & mesmerize Sir Ruf into believing that Little Miss Not So Pure As The Driven Snow After All is instead the lovely Princess A. with whom he resides in Wonderland.
Yes that same lovely lady of lore who maketh our hero grin not unlike the Cheshire Cat himself!!
Who will save Sir Ruf the Goodhearted from........(that which we dare not speak)......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 7, 2007 0:07:01 GMT
...Baddie-in-Period-Costume-land, which is where the Wicked Queen (wickedly tricking Little Miss Not So Pure As The Driven Snow After All) wants to send Young Rufus, sentencing him to endless horse-hair wig fittings and frock-coat measurings.
"NO!!" wailed Rufus plaintively, seeing far into the future and realising how typecast he could become, "no, anything but that! Someone please help me, before I...
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 7, 2007 16:42:18 GMT
"...am permanently condemned to playing the role of handsomely-dressed, noble or royal, swashbuckling, scene-stealing, horseback-riding, leading man! That would be a fate worth than death! Perhaps I should consult that great oracle who lives in Wonderland, Merlin. I should be able to find him on The Sword in the Stone set. He could advise me about..."
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 7, 2007 17:17:03 GMT
"...all sorts of sleights of hand and vanishing tricks and so forth [memo for the future: must pay attention when I'm in The Illusionist]. Oh, Merlin, what can you do for me? All I want to do is live happily ever after with the lovely Princess A, but I am being pursued endlessly, wherever I go!" "Oh," said Merlin, sympathetically, "you mean by that Little Miss Not So Pure As The Driven Snow After All, and by the Wicked Queen?" "No, no - by every woman on rufussewell.proboards59.com. I mean, don't get me wrong, they're all wonderful, but I just don't think I can... |
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Post by sevensisters on Jan 8, 2007 17:50:51 GMT
"...handle all this adulation. The last thing I want in life is to be regarded as sex symbol. Can you help me to vanish into another part of Wonderland, so I can escape these persistent women?"
"I think I may have just the thing," replied Merlin. With that he began waving his magic wand and chanting a spell. In the blink of an eye Rufus found himself transported to...
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never offend,