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Post by sevensisters on Feb 5, 2007 4:15:14 GMT
...a shadowy figure waving the latest poll numbers from Mancrush and saying, "Here is proof that you have many fans, Rufus, even outside the board. Your numbers are improving minute by minute (unless someone resets the counter, that is) and I think you will agree that the ladies of rufussewell are nothing compared to your multitude of fans who are voting for you on Mancrush."
"But the board ladies are voting for me there, as well," cried Rufus. "They would never desert me...or would they?"
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 5, 2007 19:59:47 GMT
He waited for a response.
And waited.
And then, after a verrrry long silence, suddenly...
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Post by sevensisters on Feb 8, 2007 1:20:55 GMT
...off in the distance Rufus heard voices and the sound of many footsteps approaching. They drew closer and closer. He could hear women's voices. Was it his fans from the board he could hear coming towards him or was it...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 9, 2007 1:28:02 GMT
... a tribe of disgruntled mancrush men, desperate to eradicate the one person who was thwarting their dastardly plan to ensure the world was...
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Post by ree on Feb 11, 2007 23:45:25 GMT
rid of all those pesky fangirly women UGGGG! Come on you guys, they were heard to squeal, lets get Rufus! With him out of the way they'll be no real men left & we can finally decorate run the world to suit ourselves!! At that very moment, a loud bellow was heard coming from the nearby bush. Look! Oh My God someone squeeked it's........
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 20, 2007 20:04:19 GMT
...The Cybermen!!!"
"Move away from Rufus, mancrush men!" commanded their leader. " We wish to claim him! We need a secret weapon against that pesky Dr Who, and we have heard - now that he has THREE awards - that he is about to take over the world! He does not need your poll, we can offer him much, much more - "
"AHEM!" coughed Rufus loudly. "Don't I get a say in this? I've always been a Dalek fan myself, and..."
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 16, 2007 20:49:37 GMT
....I've been waiting here so long now for someone to write the next part of this story, I've nearly got an unemployment beard again!"
"Ah", said the Cyberman leader, "but you're in the parallel world. In the real world, you've been freezing your **** off in Saskatchewan, and now you're about to put on a funny wig and...
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Post by sevensisters on Mar 17, 2007 1:23:09 GMT
....knee breeches, a frock coat, and big-buckle shoes, all things we know you love, in spite of your protestations to the contrary. And all the ladies on the board will be eagerly waiting for you to....
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Post by ree on Mar 18, 2007 1:49:32 GMT
thrill us as you know you like to do, though you say you don't, while wearing the costumes you enjoy, though you say you won't, and a wig to hide the curls that you can't deny you flaunt. Rufie we just want you to know that you are.......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Mar 19, 2007 2:44:47 GMT
...bound to entrall us whatever you wear, and whatever you do, so stop fighting it!"
"I'm not", said Rufus, "it's just that I want to do different things. And the Cyberman leader said that here in the parallel world I could be their secret weapon against Dr Who. That means time travel! That means disguises! That means as many free sandwiches as I want! And above all, it means...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 8, 2007 0:01:32 GMT
...being able to wear an unemployment beard as much as I like - because that can be a disguise, too!"
"Rufus, no!" cried the message-Board Ladies, with one voice, "no - you mustn't do that, because you see....
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Post by ree on Apr 11, 2007 4:11:01 GMT
your beard, Oh! this is a terribly embarrassing, but you see, your beard, well, it causes a fantasy burn during our fantasy love making, and as you can imagine, no, I mean, as we can imagine.........
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Post by ree on Apr 20, 2007 8:33:14 GMT
Excuse me, I said excuse me! Please try to control your lurid imaginations, if you please. I am in fact, bearded or sans beard a .........
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 20, 2007 19:49:02 GMT
...man who receives your thoughts by telepathy, and I can tell you, some of them are enough to...
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Post by ree on Apr 23, 2007 3:41:07 GMT
curl you hair.....hey wait a minute, is that why I haven't been able to rid myself of those pesky curls?? So exactly what else.......
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