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Post by GreenEyesToo on Apr 26, 2007 21:49:36 GMT
.....can I do with these supernatural powers?" Rufus thought for a moment, and then his face lit up as he suddenly realised that......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 11, 2007 19:18:00 GMT
... these powers could come in really handy when he's in Thailand filming Vinyan, because he can't help thinking that there might really be some [shadow=red,left,300]spooky[/shadow] things happening deep in those jungles, and he wants to be prepared just in case he comes across a....
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Post by ree on May 20, 2007 3:34:18 GMT
a terrifying [glow=red,2,300]jungle fangirly[/glow]
Upon the Gods said the fangirly in her mysterious jungle language, it is Rufus Sewell from Dangerous Beauty, the movie shown to us by the lonely, & confused white missionary woman. I must take him to our village for he is more achinglygorgeousthananymanhastherighttobe.
( In her language this means really hott!)
We will then.........
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Post by GreenEyesToo on May 21, 2007 20:22:56 GMT
...interrogate him to find out if what the lonely-and-confused-white-missionary-woman said about him is true. For she told us he is legendary, for his  and his wink and his... |
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Post by catdishy on Jul 11, 2007 7:27:55 GMT
demented laugh and garrulousness....how when he's with someone, he's likely to go on for a very long time ......but she quickly....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 22, 2007 15:06:54 GMT
...discovered that no matter how much she tried to interrogate him, she always got the feeling that he wasn't quite telling the truth, saying outrageous things and not taking her questions seriously.
So, she decided to hatch a plan to to make him tell her what she wanted to know. This involved a lot of strange....
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Post by ree on Jul 22, 2007 18:33:42 GMT
mumbo jumbo, and plying Rufus with the tribes favorite jungle
brew made from [glow=red,2,300]fermented rice & pineapple, with just a hint of sugar cane juice.[/glow] After drinking this, Rufus.....
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Post by catdishy on Jul 23, 2007 1:46:36 GMT
erupted in a maniacal screech....OH!!!I LUV that , you foxy -itch (rhymes with witch)...you got any more? You're really......
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 23, 2007 20:47:35 GMT
.....making me feel like I've never felt before....it's really strange, I have this urge to tell you all sorts of things!"
"Go ahead, Rufus", she purred silkily into his ear, "tell me all your secrets".
"Oh, but I must have some more of that wonderful concoction first" - he reached for the pitcher, but then suddenly stopped and gave her a suspicious look. "Wait a minute - aren't you the......
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Post by catdishy on Jul 24, 2007 16:07:33 GMT
tart that used to write those revolting reviews about " Rufus Sewell's gorgeous curls and mad, sensitive eye" in those trashy girly mag reviews? I've got a few things to say to you, girl and I'm not holding back .....oh, who's this , then?....
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Post by catdishy on Jul 24, 2007 16:08:54 GMT
er...that's mad, sensitive eyes..sorry
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 7, 2007 22:33:53 GMT
"This?" she said, looking round at the man-mountain lurking in the corner,"oh, this is my 380 pound sumo-wrestler boyfriend. He doesn't like actors very much. Do you know why he doesn't like them?"
Rufus gulped, and in a strangely high-pitched voice said.....
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Post by catdishy on Aug 11, 2007 7:22:10 GMT
"because they get more free food at work? blimey-cor, he's a filthy looking pillock....and he reminds me of my ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Aug 12, 2007 10:17:43 GMT
....best mate at school, Lardy Littlethwaitethorpe - he was the captain of our rugby team, and if we were losing he'd just sit on the other team's top player. I often wonder what happened to him after he got expelled. Lardy, is it you? Don't you remember we used to.....
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Post by catdishy on Aug 14, 2007 4:44:59 GMT
throw snakes into the girls washroom and laugh at them screaming and jumping about....nah, couldn't be Lardy, what wuz I thinking?Lardy had his stomach stapled and lost 200 lbs after he won the sweepstakes...hey, I don't care for the way he's lurching towards me...lookout ...he's
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