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Post by kitty on Dec 6, 2011 23:30:09 GMT
...rabid fangirls hanging about mucking up the place, so he...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Dec 7, 2011 14:57:02 GMT
.....decided a new adventure was in order - in fact, he was wondering how come he hadn't been sent to another weird and wonderful place already when he remembered he'd found a mysterious map in his pocket that morning.
He took it out and peered at it. It looked like a plan of a valley with houses dotted here and there, and had some little red crosses in places and large blue stars on the....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 11, 2012 20:37:57 GMT
.....banks of a river, and he wondered if they represented....
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Post by anglophile on Jan 12, 2012 0:42:51 GMT
… homes of particularly smitten fans. He decided to test this theory by walking up to one of the doors in a most impressive disguise. When a particularly lovely lady answered his knock, he smiled at her and, in his best Rufus voice said, "May I have a sammich?" And her reaction proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that …
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 12, 2012 0:44:32 GMT
....she was a Francofilly, as she had a wooden....
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Post by joyceinva on Jan 13, 2012 1:56:29 GMT
spoon in her hand. Rufus immediately knew that this woman
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Post by anglophile on Jan 13, 2012 2:09:53 GMT
... could not prepare a decent sammich if her life depended on it, since she clearly had no taste.  Never the less, being a perfect gentleman, he ... |
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 14, 2012 14:49:29 GMT
...thanked her politely and took another look at the map. His first theory was wrong, so what on earth did those red crosses and blue stars mean? He wondered if.....
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Post by anglophile on Jan 14, 2012 17:45:01 GMT
... they represented the hiding places of that seldom-seen but often-heard type of hybrid frog that was known to have particularly ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jan 14, 2012 18:19:39 GMT
......bad halitosis. But why would he have a map showing that? He decided to Google....
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 25, 2012 10:53:22 GMT
.....and saw that this story , many months ago, had been relegated to page three of the games. He wondered what a frog with bad breath, and a map wirh red crosses and blue stars, could possibly have to do with this strange occurrence.  Then it hit him. Of course! It was the opening day of..... |
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 25, 2012 10:55:32 GMT
... the Official Rufus Games in London and he was supposed to attend the opening ceremony. He remembered that someone had explained to him that the frog had just been a joke and the map in fact showed ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 25, 2012 10:58:14 GMT
......where all the sandwiches were being stored.
But then he recalled that he was told he wasn't supposed to.....
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 25, 2012 11:13:42 GMT
... raid the buffet before the ceremony was over. He winced at the thought that this was going to start at three o'clock with his opening speech and go on for about three hours with all kinds of ...
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 25, 2012 11:21:32 GMT
...boring people there.
So he turned back to the map and decided he wanted to be away from the crowds, but what to do? he got out his penknife, opened his passport, stuck the point in a random page and vowed to go wherever it landed.
His eyes opened wide when he saw where he was going. He couldn't believe he'd needed a passport to enter.....
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