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Post by kissmekate on Jul 12, 2012 7:13:50 GMT
You can, but you get crooked toes quickly and can't walk properly at all.
I wish I wasn't getting a cold.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 12, 2012 12:41:10 GMT
You're not getting a cold. You're getting the flu.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 18, 2012 17:05:43 GMT
You do - so good, in fact, that you can see every slight blemish, every out-of-place hair, every tiny speck of dust in the corner, every teeny smear on the windows. Honest, Joyce, you're better off being short-sighted!
I wish I was in Cape Town.
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 18, 2012 17:12:09 GMT
You are - but Rufus has just left!
I wish I got paid for reading books.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 18, 2012 18:33:35 GMT
You now are - but they're books on cladding walls, ones categorising all the types of grass in the world, ones detailing how mnay shades of brown there are....(well, they're so boring, they only get read if someone's paid to!)
I wish my hair would dry straight by itself.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 26, 2012 13:16:52 GMT
It does, but it dries going straight up in the air, making you look like a porcupine.
I wish I had a time machine
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 26, 2012 15:29:56 GMT
You do - but you don't get to influence which time period you're traveling to, and there's no way of preparing for your journey across time.
I wish I'd never get a headache again.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 27, 2012 14:44:35 GMT
You won't, but aside from not feeling pain, you can't feel joy either.
I wish I had a personal chef.
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 27, 2012 14:45:33 GMT
Et voilà, there he is ... but all he can cook is very weirdly experimental French cuisine.
I wish I had my old boss back.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 27, 2012 16:48:54 GMT
You do! But in his time away from you he has developed into a fussy nit-picker.
I wish my pants would magically hem themselves.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Jul 28, 2012 12:37:47 GMT
They do, but all your other clothes get jealous at the new skills, so they all re-design themselves - your black jackets are now skirts with sparkles, your shirts are polka dot shorts, and I won't even tell you what your bras have become.....!!!!
I wish I could understand the BBC's Olympic coverage schedule.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 28, 2012 13:38:37 GMT
You do, but then you can't enjoy the sports becasue you are enraged at the poor planning.
I wish my cat could talk.
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 30, 2012 7:14:47 GMT
You do, but she starts getting on your nerves with all her chatter.
I wish my hair was dark and curly instead of brownish and straight.
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Post by joyceinva on Jul 30, 2012 12:58:04 GMT
Poof! It is, but now your dearest friends walk right by you since they don't recognize you.
I wish it wasn't so hot here.
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Post by kissmekate on Jul 30, 2012 13:53:55 GMT
Cooling down to wintry temperatures - and no change in sight until next March.
I wish I wouldn't have trouble getting up early.
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