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Post by rueful on Feb 22, 2009 23:09:48 GMT
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
How do radishes have threesomes? How do they get into position without legs? What exactly is a radish position, anyway?
Smart ass.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 22, 2009 23:17:32 GMT
How do radishes have threesomes? How do they get into position without legs? These managed it:  (plus two chaperones) |
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Post by Vittoria on Feb 22, 2009 23:26:38 GMT
Well... let's ponder this shall we?
Radish Mating Behavioural Analysis
Firstly, it must be observed and understod that radishes have teeny tiny wittle bwains... and since the brain is the largest sex organ in the body, we have to hypothesize that radish mating is not at all exciting by human standards, regardless of how enticing a radish threesome may seem.
However, of course, we humans are arrogant and may speculate and make much fun of radishes.
Poor radishes are such simple little beings.
As for positioning, each radish simply needs to figure out which is the top and which is the bottom of the other radishes and position themselves accordingly. Appendages are not neccessary whatsoever.
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Post by GreenEyesToo on Feb 22, 2009 23:28:04 GMT
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Post by tipou on Feb 22, 2009 23:53:02 GMT
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 15:50:59 GMT
OMG! Seconding each and every one of Tipou's emoticons! I haven't laughed that much in a long time, GE2 and Vittoria! Thanks.
The mind reels with so many inappropriate thoughts that I must actually return to a Rufus thread to cleanse myself!
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Post by dirtygirldiva on Feb 23, 2009 15:54:36 GMT
oh lord Radish coitus....how did we get here?
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 18:05:10 GMT
I think we need some new Rufus-centered entertainment, pronto!
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Post by tipou on Feb 23, 2009 18:10:38 GMT
well, i think it's good that we prove we can have many interests.
like, talk crazy about something else than rufus.
its good to broaden one's horizons.
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 18:19:07 GMT
Yes, but might a secretly surfing Rufus be concerned that perhaps our responses to him are not really directed toward him and his...talents... but rather could be satisfied by any shiny object that comes in our hormonal sight line? Will he feel envious or maybe lose self-confidence?
Rufus, you can never be replaced by radishes, be they celibate or amorous!!!!
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Post by tipou on Feb 23, 2009 18:24:15 GMT
yeah, but radishes are readily accessible.
i mean, when were you able to purchase a bunch of fresh rufuses at the grocery, and eat them up in a salad for dinner?
i mean, the guy has to understand.
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Post by Vittoria on Feb 23, 2009 18:28:23 GMT
OMG! Seconding each and every one of Tipou's emoticons! I haven't laughed that much in a long time, GE2 and Vittoria! Thanks. The mind reels with so many inappropriate thoughts that I must actually return to a Rufus thread to cleanse myself! ;D You're quite welcome! Gotta aim to please, dontcha know. Rufus, you can never be replaced by radishes, be they celibate or amorous!!!! I second that!  |
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 18:34:51 GMT
My friends and I used to have a name for girls like you.
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Post by tipou on Feb 23, 2009 18:44:12 GMT
the umbrella of my indifference keeps away the rain of your insults.
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Post by rueful on Feb 23, 2009 19:20:22 GMT
LOL! It's worth it to me to risk your ire in order to see your masterful and hilarious comebacks!
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